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You've probably heard it a million times already, but here is to a great actor and comedian. May you have many good years to produce great movies, every one of them different from the one before.

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Yeah, American suburbia looks familiar to anyone who's ever been in a movie theater, doesn't it?

For me it has a teenage splatter horror movie feel, like Nightmare on Testo Street, I Know You Already Had Sex, Scary Petting Movie, etc-.

I'd say we are generous with calling something a llama. Llama King is the protector of all New World Camels.

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Well, close enough...
SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 1 VfL Osnabrück

Played 22, won 12, drawn 6, lost 4.

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Angie, Angie
When will those dark clouds all disappear
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here

SV Werder Bremen 1 - 4 Hertha BSC

Plenty opportunity yet for Hertha to hertha, but at the moment, we're in second behind Bayern. I think they should call it a day for the season and leave the table as it is. CL, here we come!

Played 20 won 11, drawn 5, lost 4

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An icon of liberal justice dies at 87 years of age, from complications of pancreatic cancer.

Her death, even at a ripe age is, shall we say, untimely. The undertakers of American Democracy are shrieking with glee and have already started ramming their beaks into her flesh.

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Rangers underscoring their claim to favourite status for the Wee european Cup!

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