Illuminati-R-Us

Superdram

Karlsruher SC 3 - 2 Hertha BSC OK, thanks for the info. 13 points above the relegation playoff sport with four match days to go, we also know we really, really won't be relegated this season (at least not for sports reason; we don't kow if we'll have a licence for the next one though). Played 158, w...

2-1 down at the half, after a solid but somewhat torpid first 45 min.

Exactly. Hertha are away to our neighbour in the table today, Karlsruhe. Bit of a character test: Do we make an attempt at the region immediately below promotion territory, just to prove we have the potential (and might have been up there but for the shitty start of the season in post-dodgy-invester...

TuS Fortuna Düsseldorf 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

It's OK. They are still fighting for their shot at the Bundesliga while we are trundling down towards an end of season placement between 8th and 12th place.


Played 157, won 74, drawn 31, lost 52.

Clarence Clear Vodka Revival

I must tell you this. I just heard the word 'plinth' spoken outside of IrU and our silly games, in all seriousness, in a Youtube video, by an actual English native speaker.

I am flabbergasted.

You may be interested to learn that Germany has a new national champion in the men's football Bundesliga, and for the first time in eleven years, it's not Bayern München. Bayer Leverkusen denied them their 12th successive title this time, with a crushing five nil home win over Werder Bremen with fiv...

Yeah, he's legend. Who could forget Corn in the USA?

I guess TBTB will have a word with that referee.

Now all you need is injury time until 90+19 and two more of those.

Scottish refs have a habit of deliviring what is expected of them, it seems.

Bro'Sauce
Take That Helping!
New Steaks on the Block

These victories also mean we should both be out of relegation land, Fürth having jumped the 40 point mark five games ahead of the finish line Hertha sitting at 46. For Hertha, there is even a narrow window towards promotion. We are sitting between 5 and 8 (depending on how the weekend goes) points b...

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 2 - 1 1. FC Kaiserslautern

Hertha BSC 4 - 0 FC Hansa Rostock

It's been a long time since we had a double winner this side of the channel.

Played 153, won 73, drawn 30, lost 50

Heid the Ba wrote:Mick Jäegermeister

You forgot Meat Richards, Charlie Wheats, and Rum Wood. And there is also Brine Scones, who gave the Rolling Scones their name, after all!

The Barley James Harvest

Puff Pastry Daddy

Among other things, yes.

Bifidus Culture Club

VfL Osnabrück 2 - 0 Greuther Fürth

This should make sure we aren't promoted. We can all breathe easier now.

Played 152, won 71, drawn 30, lost 51

Ferkel.

Broiled Öyster Cult

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Sex!

Russian tribute band, Chleb Zeppelin