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I found this the other day and I think it's funny as hell, but I don't understand the literal translation in this context. The best I can tell is that basically the bat says "you", and the response is "you have". Is that right? And if so, how does it work here? My guess is that t...

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I don't get why turning plants into meat is such a big deal. Cows have been doing it forever.

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We got one of those adjustable beds a couple years ago. It's helped my back immensely. It came with a pair of remote controls, one for each side. There are 6 buttons on it: [Head Up] and [Head Down], [Feet Up] and [Feet Down], and [Both Up] and [Both Down]. It's pretty simple, and after a day or two...

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Wow! It's been just short of 2 years this time. I must have been busy or something.

I turned on the subtitles this time and they transliterate the two terms as: Zava Shazdarovia and Nazdrovia.

I have no idea if that's a speech-to-text translation or if an actual human put thought into it.

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Women?