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Thank all the parents, then quote Philip Larkin. Hey, you're leaving, what can they do to you? :D
by Heid the Ba
Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:37 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: I have to write two graduation speeches... suggestions?
Replies: 19
Views: 953

Either would do, since the latter would usually lead to incapacity. Though perhaps it would be more analogous to look at friendly fire incidents in combat, since that may be a similarly confused situation.
by Heid the Ba
Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:07 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: School Shooting at Virginia Tech
Replies: 114
Views: 6123

I think Boris would want us all to raise a vodka in his memory.
by Heid the Ba
Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:01 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: Rest in Peace: Boris Yeltsin
Replies: 18
Views: 1102

I couldn't find any statistics; does anyone know how many US cops (on or off duty, but armed) are shot each year? I'm not trying to make any point, simply curious.
by Heid the Ba
Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:56 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: School Shooting at Virginia Tech
Replies: 114
Views: 6123

"Welcome to Atlanta Airport, emergency entrances are available, all at the rear . . ."
by Heid the Ba
Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:21 am
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: public mansex popular at Atlanta airport
Replies: 13
Views: 934

Da nada. :D
by Heid the Ba
Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:27 am
 
Forum: Religion and Spirituality
Topic: Thou Shalt Not Try To Throttle Thy Wife
Replies: 25
Views: 4652

Dragon Star wrote: He drops his sledgehammer and yells at Lalo something in Spanish (I know mostly what he said but don't know how to type Spanish more less spell it.)


¿Por qué usted lanzó a ese granjero del melón del ladrillo? ¿El yanqui lo hizo? Híbrido nepotismo. . .

Would be my guess. :D
by Heid the Ba
Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:05 am
 
Forum: Religion and Spirituality
Topic: Thou Shalt Not Try To Throttle Thy Wife
Replies: 25
Views: 4652

Lonewulf wrote:All post apoc settings are in CA. Mad Max to Fallout 1 and 2...


[pedant mode] Mad Max is set in Oz[/pedant mode] Sorry, sometimes I can't help being an arse.

Other than that, good work Lonewulf.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:45 am
 
Forum: Illiterati (Llama tell you a story...)
Topic: Kevin Michaels -- Commissioned Image
Replies: 39
Views: 7807

Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!
by Heid the Ba
Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:26 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

I hadn't seen that one before Lance, I like it!
by Heid the Ba
Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:02 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

Was it a car or a cat I saw?
by Heid the Ba
Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:44 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

Hey Mom, let's drive to Lansing and look for this really old guy I've never met. I can't imagine her not going for that. "But mom, I know he's harmless, women give him free stuff . . ." Maybe we need a new rule that no-one tries to meet anyone they met on here, I can't see it ending well....
by Heid the Ba
Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:58 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So, Enzo...
Replies: 52
Views: 2224

Or as Napoleon said; "Able was I ere I saw Elba."
by Heid the Ba
Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:52 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

Thanks umop, I'll practice later.

We have to track Bob Howe down and get him on the board, and not just to help with my training.

Edit spellybad. Olé, yep got that working.
by Heid the Ba
Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:33 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

Enzo wrote:They are like the Black Panthers except they are gay...


That is so much better than my suggestion would have been. :=D:
by Heid the Ba
Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:04 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Enzo's Spirit for sale, cheap
Replies: 28
Views: 1008

It seemed a good idea at the time . . .

The Tour de France starts in London this year, handy for both the law courts and major pharmaceutical companies. The week before there is a randonnée [strike](if any mod knows how to put an acute above the first "e" I would be obliged)[/strike] essentially a closed road ride over the 120 m...
by Heid the Ba
Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:57 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It seemed a good idea at the time . . .
Replies: 16
Views: 933

Well done, very piblic spirited! :=D:
by Heid the Ba
Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:14 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Be nice to hippie and me.....
Replies: 6
Views: 360

Mornington Crescent 2

Basic rules, Cholmondley's Contraction floating, diagonals start open:

West Finchley to Goodge Street.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:16 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Mornington Crescent 2
Replies: 42
Views: 7040

Just not cricket.

Pakistan lost a match in the cricket World Cup and now it turns out their coach didn't have a heart attack but was murdered. Typical of the melodrama that is Pakistani cricket.

Theories include distraught players/fans or a betting cartel.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:32 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Just not cricket.
Replies: 2
Views: 297

Not an ideal way to get the bosses attention but at least fixable and relatively cheap. Not like this trader.
by Heid the Ba
Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:20 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: A really, really bad day at work.
Replies: 4
Views: 304

Enzo wrote:And of your friends.

Sort of a Moon over my Ami thing.


:=D:
by Heid the Ba
Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:43 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Yep, all our fault.
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

999,889

You do realise at this speed this will take about 400 years?
by Heid the Ba
Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:41 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 323997
Views: 2082789

Refresh me memory. The purse thingy hanging down in front, where you put your vittles, is a sporan, your wearing a pair of brogans and is that a skin doo tucked in your stockings? Sporran, brogues and skein dhu; you know your Scottish acoutrements. :D Oh yeah, it's just like that now, except we hav...
by Heid the Ba
Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:26 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It's time once O'Gain...
Replies: 19
Views: 851

You do realise I'm the one in the middle?
by Heid the Ba
Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:40 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: It's time once O'Gain...
Replies: 19
Views: 851

She would be concerned I was I groomee not that I was the groomer . . . :wink:
by Heid the Ba
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:49 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Yep, all our fault.
Replies: 22
Views: 1042
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