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501 - breeks

Dammit Arneb, Indianapolis 500

Apparently it defaults to Charlie Wingnut, which is yet another reason to put them all up against a wall.

505, another Peugeot.

Correct!

Please do.

509 is the area code for Spokane.

With the Old Duke dead the streets of Edinburgh are quiet for now. Who knows what darkness will bring with the Young Duke and his hotheaded follower seeking vengeance. We hope for a peaceful transition but fear the worst. All able bodied are mustering at the cricket club where we will make our final...

Ah, Chookie Embra. Farewell to the racist paedo-hider. I see the flagshagging fucks at the BBC have replaced all their TV schedules for BBC One and BBC Two for today with Prince Phillip stuff. Good ol’ Channel 4 are carrying in as normal. Aye, I saw that. I've boarded up the windows just in case th...

Мастер wrote:Poor bugger. He won’t get a card from his wife next year.

Bravo! I actually laughed out loud at that.

515 one of the finest not-prime numbers known to mankind.

He must finally have insulted every country in the world.

517 CE Timothy, Patriarch of Constantinople dies.

519 = 3 x 173

521 AD Justinian, the future Emperor, is appointed as consul. He did get a bit of a leg up being the Emperor’s nephew.

523 another BMW.

Aye, the Catholic Church would steal the sugar out yer tea.

525 - very BMW

Your father was a wise man.

527 = 5 and a 2 and a 7.

5 - 3 = 2

535 is as BMW as fuck.

It says something about the History Department of Edinburgh University that I studied Byzantine history but not Scottish.

The A537 road runs through Darkest Brexitshire and is claimed to be Britain's Most Dangerous Road, but fuck 'em.

539 AD, the Byzantines are at war with everyone in the West. Belisarius takes Ravenna but loses Milan, Justinian rampages up and down the Danube trying to keep the Barbarians at bay. To paraphrase Foch, the situation was catastrophic, but not serious.

541 is primety prime prime. The king of Primetown.

543 = 500 + 43

Ah Scully, yes. Never watched that programme.

549 = 3*3*61