Illuminati-R-Us

8,500

8,502

8,504

8,506

8,509

8,554

8,557

8,559

8,561

I am shocked. It's a complete mystery to me. If only there was a doctor we could ask. Yeah, where are the medical dudes when you need them? Unsurprisingly, DSC Arminia Bielefeld 1 - 0 Hertha BSC I am activily considering switching allegiances to Union. Being beaten by a team that doesn't even exist...

8,564

I am shocked. It's a complete mystery to me.

8,569 <- Nom Nom Nom

Having a man sent off after half an hour seems to be the taper le cuir a l'écossaise, n'est-ce pas?

8,588

8,590

8,614

8,616

8,619

8,740

8,742

This weekend WILL be worse.

Karlsruher SC 3 - 2 SpVgg Gruether Fürth

Two defense fumbles, and the better team lost. We could go down to fifth as a result. Still a bit above totally mediocre.

Played 97, won 51, drawn 19, lost 27.

8,745

8,BIG Freaking Plane

8,751