Illuminati-R-Us

580,546

580,553

580,623

580,787

580,789

580,794

580,873

580,901

580,932

580,934

580,936

581,054

581,075

581,403

581,409

581,794

581,809

581,996

He's counting the number of times I've misused "labias" when it should just be "labia" because that is already plural and the singular is "labium". I know this and do it just to annoy him.

582,069 <- Nom Nom Nom

42 <- Life, the universe, and everything.

582,240

582,310

Sixty-nine

I have no way to relate that to labiums.