Illuminati-R-Us

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Eighteen, in most places before you can eat their labias.

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Oh, yes, ate labias... A favorite pastime of mine.

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Yeah, it's a standard diversion technique to keep them from realizing what we're really doing.

Nine labias?

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When George and I wrote the script, we decided to keep the llama mission under wraps for the time being. If you look at the third letter of the fourth word in every second sentence, it spells "llamas will rule forever".

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Labias

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Plinth!

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Let's all UP our post counts!

Up yours!

And up yours!

And up yours!

And up yours!

And up yours!

Up ALL of yours!

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Obvy?

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