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See what they have, then use everything else.
by Lance
Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:34 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: I have to write two graduation speeches... suggestions?
Replies: 19
Views: 959

999,529
by Lance
Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:23 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

999,534
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:47 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

In fact my mental image was not of someone firing wildly, it was of someone not realizing that an innocent was in line behind the bad guy, miss by an unch and bullet passes bad guy and hits student behind him. Is that your main worry? I have a solution for that: Hollowpoint bullets rarely pass thro...
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:43 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: School Shooting at Virginia Tech
Replies: 114
Views: 6615

Well, I've made it... I finally got the "6-Pack" abs. Unfortunately, they're still hidden behind the "12-pack" gut.
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:19 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Has anyone ever used a Bowflex?
Replies: 80
Views: 5218

Lonewulf wrote:I hate politics so much.

...

It should about policies...

...

It shouldn't be about...

HEAR! HEAR!
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:56 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: Are The Dems F**king with us?
Replies: 15
Views: 1525

999,537
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:52 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

The right shoe of a bigfoot. (Sir. Bigfoot's Other Shoe)


I put in:

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing

(and stir)

And get?
by Lance
Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:51 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine
Replies: 968
Views: 51939

Perhaps it will be something like a Renaissance Festival. More jousting and feasting, less open sewer in the middle of the street.
by Lance
Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:16 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Dickens World
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Lonewulf wrote:Yes, in usual cases with sane people.

Oh, yes, I agree completely. I was being more general.

You are always going to have situations like VT that are just unavoidable.
by Lance
Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:30 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: School Shooting at Virginia Tech
Replies: 114
Views: 6615

999,548
by Lance
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:30 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

Enzo wrote:For a gun to be effective, it must be immediately available.

Not necessarily. The shooter's knowledge that some portion of the potential victim pool is armed may be enough to dissuade him from ever acting in the first place.
by Lance
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:05 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: School Shooting at Virginia Tech
Replies: 114
Views: 6615

999,555

Umop, that avatar as awesome!
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:16 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

32 Screaming 5-Year-Olds

I put in the clippings from my dog's (gay hair-dresser) groomer and get?
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:13 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine
Replies: 968
Views: 51939

Absolutely. I coined the term and I think it is a moniker you can wear proudly and for ever.
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:04 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Questions Only?
Replies: 3756
Views: 106076

nose
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:59 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 346481

No, I removed a senseless ad hom. It wasn't worth comment.
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:04 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
Replies: 11
Views: 784

:shock:
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:24 am
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: public mansex popular at Atlanta airport
Replies: 13
Views: 1005

:goodbye:
by Lance
Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:22 am
 
Forum: Toys-Я-Us
Topic: oldie but goodie
Replies: 6
Views: 745

The Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Company URLs

The Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Company URLs 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is http://www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views...
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:20 pm
 
Forum: Toys-Я-Us
Topic: The Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Company URLs
Replies: 6
Views: 737

999,564
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:45 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

A slender and very attractive young Korean woman offering you a massage with a happy ending.

I put in the old twist-ties that I saved from my Christmas lights, and get?
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:41 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine
Replies: 968
Views: 51939

Oh, condolences Enzo. That's sad.
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:36 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: My wife lost a friend
Replies: 10
Views: 475

999,569
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:34 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948

999,571
by Lance
Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:32 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: 1,000,000
Replies: 377775
Views: 2941948
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