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I'm still dumbfounded. What could you possibly be doing with your butt that would make you say "you know this just don't do it for me anymore. I think I need something really big like a horse's dick to stick up there." I'd still like to know how the horse feels about this. Is it being forcibly pros...
by Мастер
Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:03 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: What a Way to Go
Replies: 38
Views: 5925

So, how does forwarding IP's to the proper authorities solve anything if the authorities are the ones behind the whole thing? If they're not directly responsible, than the 'super-government' is, and wouldn't they be able to control what the authorities do? Probably the same reason an all powerful s...
by Мастер
Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:24 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: How to Piss Off GLP
Replies: 51
Views: 6653

And Stardate wasn't obvious? It wasn't like I was in total hiding. :wink: I saw some Stardate posts (there was one about how long it takes to get dressed and what kind of make-up to wear and things like that), but I did not leap to the correct conclusion. On the other hand, I wasn't really expectin...
by Мастер
Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:01 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: DOUBLE BANNED
Replies: 74
Views: 5803

MM_Dandy wrote:awwww.....I got banned from GLP.

<sigh>


Did they forward your IP address to the "proper authorities" for future prosecution in the upcoming war crimes tribunal for Illuminati Dark Wankers?
by Мастер
Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:56 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: How to Piss Off GLP
Replies: 51
Views: 6653

MM_Dandy wrote:That's a cutout of a horse superimposed over my body with handler cutouts added in. :wink:


You must be loads of fun on a crowded lift with that thing swinging around...
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:46 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: What a Way to Go
Replies: 38
Views: 5925

Candy wrote:
Lance wrote:Image

Boy, that horse has a really big one. :lol:


Yea, but it's all discolored and about to fall off from gangrene. Probably that is why they're working it now, before it's too late...
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:00 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: What a Way to Go
Replies: 38
Views: 5925

Candy wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Well, that's what Candy Land is for :glp-kitty:

I just love that name, too.


It has a very whimsical sound to it...

I feel better today, though. I'm not sure why. :)


Don't know either, but keep up the trend.
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:43 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

Candy wrote:I hope I'm not repeating myself, but talking about this is very therapeutic.


Well, that's what Candy Land is for :glp-kitty:
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:00 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

I suppose your friend could be referred to as an 'avian reproductive technician' or something like that. Whatever his official position is, I do hope he gets paid well! :D Not a friend or even an acquaintance, I just learned of the existence of the job when visiting the foundation. A job I would mu...
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:28 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: What a Way to Go
Replies: 38
Views: 5925

Lance wrote:wadayasayin?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megawati_Sukarnoputri

Wadi Safra
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:23 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

Yuck. I wonder if it is hard to train the horse to cooperate? When I visited the International Crane Foundation in Wisconsin, I learned that someone there has the job of jerking off the male cranes so they can artificially inseminate the female cranes. Not a very fun job, I would think. I guess this...
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:31 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: What a Way to Go
Replies: 38
Views: 5925

Only other people are racist. Rather like the way only other people are greedy. When I want money, it's always out of a sense of justice or fairness, not greed.

Edit - apparently I can't spell "sense"
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:21 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Are we really prejudiced?
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

stupid feelings - do guys have these, too? Everyone has them, but when you are angry, upset, or otherwise feeling some strong emotions, it may not be the best time to make irreversible decisions. I don't think there is much that can be done now, but before doing something like this in the future, w...
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:08 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: DOUBLE BANNED
Replies: 74
Views: 5803

Megawati (Sukamoputri)
by Мастер
Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:41 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

I smell
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:55 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

I-beam
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:44 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

a-hole

(Yep, even though it has been used before)
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:34 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

MM_Dandy wrote:I'll guess Cornell, as she mentioned that particular family name.


Oops. Missed that :oops:
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:13 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

Candy wrote:I just called him Dumb Ass.


Yes, that was the pronunciation used in the film :)
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:11 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

Candy wrote:We also started a University.


Which one?

Wow, just thinking about this makes me realize there are good off-spring, too. So, perhaps, I'm not cursed.


Even if there were none, you could still be the first :)
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:08 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet. Um, I hope you are not serious about that... I'm serious. We have a long string of murderers in my family tree. See the Cornell (my mother) family tree - you'll see Borden's and more. My family tree goes back to horse t...
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:06 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

drug
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:02 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet. Um, I hope you are not serious about that... She called to tell me she works with the guy I knew way back when... James Dumas! :lol: I just thought it was funny (read the link)! :lol: And did he pronounce the name the w...
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:52 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650

Lash
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:34 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Word Association Game
Replies: 8613
Views: 288110

Moved the discussion here http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... .php?t=417, to allow this thread to serve its original purpose...
by Мастер
Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:27 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Bad Relatives
Replies: 30
Views: 5650
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