Illuminati-R-Us

The drafts auto-prune after, I think it's 3 days, if they aren't posted. The drafts that are stored now all belong to Frogmarch . yes, they were mistakes, I keep hitting 'save as draft' instead of 'submit'. Do you know how to retrieve them so you can post them? You can just click on: View your draf...

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MAC vs. PC

Why is that so damn funny? ROFL

Bill_Thompson wrote:I could have had an odor of lifelessness and absence of cognitive ability – much like people from certain unnamed southern Texas towns and/or cities.

Lonewulf wrote:Very subtle. I commend you.

Where did you live in Texas, Bill? Was it Austin?

Um, then you're doing it wrong.

Dragon Star wrote:Neither one

I looked it up (therefore disqualifying myself) and it is too a Groucho Marx line.

Hey umop; Will your laser vaporize the leaves without using up the oxygen? :shock: *hides laser* I will not turn my creation against another member of this expedition! Even if this is Assassins that we're playing. I just wanted to brandish it in a threatening manner. Perhaps discharging a few warni...

Coitus, ergo cum.

*Divides each leaf into 10 creating a mountain of leaves* Hey Boss! Your dragon is sucking up all the air in here with his shape shifting and leaf piles! And the leaves look like poison ivy, too :evil: *begins feeling itchy and claustraphobic* You know, back where I'm from, after you get the leaves...

It sounds like a Groucho Marx line to me.

Don't worry Boss, I'm sure DS will get over it and waddle back in any minute. No, he turned into a pile of leaves which umop raked up. Now I need something to put him in. Do you have anything? Hey Umop, where did you find the priceless rake? That's really a tool Lance uses to rake around his piles ...

My fear is my concern.

...if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!!!11!

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I consign you all to oblivion

Sorry but, I haven't implemented that as Moderator Tool or User Sanction yet.

2) Lance, there was an avatar in your lineup that looked like a piece of statuary. A winged being wrestling with something else. Would you be so kind as to share the location of the source image so that I may examine it in greater detail? Sure, the image I used came from Amazon.com: Eros and Psyche...

That's the one.

You're close...

Okay then:

"LIFE! Do you hear me? Give my creation... LIFE!"

It's Wiccan. Two 'c's.

That'd be cool. Try not to get abducted.

Spaceballs

None of the above. I was just quoting the song. Here is another example of a question that (should) only have one answer and everyone knows it:

Who ya gonna call?

How many roads must a man walk down? As many as it takes to find satisfaction within himself. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. What does that mean in this context? Are you kidding ? Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norri...

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:How many roads must a man walk down?

Dragon Star wrote:As many as it takes to find satisfaction within himself.

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Dragon Star wrote:Should I eat some Brunch?

Sure, go ahead.

Should I have a bowl of oatmeal or some left-over fried rice?

Dull