Illuminati-R-Us

It is an occasional treat rather than a daily staple.

I was at a bar in the East End of Glasgow with gender neutral toilets, all with free sanitary products, and on the menu was vegan pizza crunch. This is not the city I was born in, which is a good thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza

We dare.

Scotland beat the Welshies at Lady chase the egg. Because fuck them that's why.

So not a flange like a broken cat flap but cancer, that sucks, but for millennials with a PR machine they couldn't something a something.

Boar.

Digital or analogue?

Needing a clue here Boss.

We need a "Million Plinth" thread, that would be interesting.

'orse.

Bed.

Badger or beaver?

8 - 9 = -1

Also, don't go willy waving on the inter webs:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68543605

Money rich.

Plinth or 'orse?

Ferkelling plinth stander.

What the fuck indeed.

I find it interesting that the word plinth occurs quite so often on this forum.

Yes you do.

March 17th 1400 – Turko-Mongol emperor Timur the Lame was not far from Damascus and put it to the sword. Because fuck them.

Worthless spunk monkeys.

Huzzah! Our game was cancelled because apparently Dundee is underwater.

Go Hertha!

I'm hopeful there won't be another one. Oh, and not the first time I've heard "Princess of Wales" and "pegging" in the same sentence.

March 14, 1945: The R.A.F. drop the Grand Slam bomb in action for the first time, on a railway viaduct near Bielefeld, Germany. Or rather near a viaduct in the middle of nowhere.

Eh, FC Portudago won, one nil and we're out.

Played 142, won 68, drawn 27, lost 47.

Nothing each at half time at the 'brox, still level on aggregate. Hmm, I have my doubts. Fortunately I'm off to rowing ERGs and it will all be over by the time I can check.

Quince paste.