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Dragon, could you get teri some ice water?
by Lance
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:42 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43779

Bill_Thompson wrote:Your fetish for animals seems clear.

If that were true I might actually like a jackass such as yourself.

Bill:

I think you have over-stayed your welcome here.

Please take your childishness elsewhere.
by Lance
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:39 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Pink bunny with shades, purple daisies, and a rainbow.
Replies: 17
Views: 919

Bill_Thompson wrote:Lance, if you are looking for a rainbow, there is a pot of gold for you in my pants.

No thanks, Bill. I keep telling you you're not my type.
by Lance
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:28 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Pink bunny with shades, purple daisies, and a rainbow.
Replies: 17
Views: 919

Lonewulf wrote:
Bill_Thompson wrote:Incapable of laughing at himself or formulating a witty retort.

...And you can?

He doesn't need to . Everyone else laughs at him.
by Lance
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:23 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Pink bunny with shades, purple daisies, and a rainbow.
Replies: 17
Views: 919

Bill got fired from his job at EADS and his wife has left him. The only way he knows to make himself feel better is to try to beat others down.

Anyone who knows him, knows that. I don't really care what he says because no one that matters takes him seriously.
by Lance
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:21 am
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: While posting in this forum, please remember:
Replies: 63
Views: 30621

Did you really kill him, or did you just lock him in the shed like the last person you got jealous over?

*Hey dragon, keep an eye on the minion, would you? I'm still not sure everything is okay.*
by Lance
Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:37 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43779

I hope we don't hear a rattling sound. I'm not sure I remember what to do. Do what my mom does: scream like heck and run the snake over with a lawn mower! Yeesh! If I did that on my mower it would be one hell of a mess! Then run the snake over with a cowboy instead. They always seemed to be able to...
by Lance
Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:58 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43779

With shades and a rainbow...
by Lance
Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:43 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Split: Micro helicopter
Replies: 27
Views: 5557

We're trying to get rid of Mercury too.
by Lance
Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:36 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: Update to Illuminati Handbook
Replies: 18
Views: 3804

Bill_Thompson wrote:Noone ever said I use my real name anywhere.

Yeah, but he does.
by Lance
Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:30 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Alternate Names of Planets
Replies: 13
Views: 4676

Yeah, Bill, it's too late alright. I just think you greatly underestimated the time frame.
by Lance
Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:29 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Plan B Approved
Replies: 18
Views: 4383

An Mercury...

We should find a way to dump Mercury too. Maybe we could destabilize its orbit and send it careening into the Sun somehow.
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:09 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: And then there were eight.
Replies: 22
Views: 6206

Heh, "Bill the Pink Bunny".

LOL
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:57 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Split: Micro helicopter
Replies: 27
Views: 5557

Alien life might arise quickly, study says

Alien life might arise quickly, study says Discovery suggests oxygen on Earth present earlier than thought By Charles Q. Choi http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Sources/Art/sourceLiveScience.gif,standard.jpg Updated: 3:10 p.m. CT Aug 23, 2006 Scientists have found that oxygen and the life...
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:59 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: Alien life might arise quickly, study says
Replies: 3
Views: 996

"I won't need much cash. VISA is accepted everywhere."
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:44 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Famous Last Words
Replies: 274
Views: 71784

hippietrekx wrote:What kind of carpet is teri going to have?

I would expect that teri would want a carpet of the "munchable" variety.
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:43 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43779

I have a sneaking suspicion that Bill humiliated himself to the point where he won't be back here any time soon, if at all. His claims that someone would only get bent out of shape over a joke if the joke were true, coupled to his reactions about being called gay and a penis lover, unintentionally o...
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:40 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Split: Micro helicopter
Replies: 27
Views: 5557

Sheesh. If you do 3 a minute, non stop, that's over 55 hours. I'm sorry but, that's just too much time to spend not in front of the TV.
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:34 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: Stardust@Home is finally launching
Replies: 31
Views: 6962

What, and just Rush right by 2112?
by Lance
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:30 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: End of the World Aug. 22
Replies: 20
Views: 1880

ROFL
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:11 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Questions Only?
Replies: 3771
Views: 271242

Aw heck, I recognized Enya right away. I've got all her CDs. Love that music. I probably would have a much harder time identifying the photos of musicians who's names contain any of these words: fat, heavy, slim, small, MC, dog(g), daddy, puffy, snuffy, fluffy, sleepy, busta, dilla, lil, the, notori...
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:11 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Random Comments!
Replies: 3832
Views: 548203

Did you forget about Noah Wyle from ER?
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:55 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Questions Only?
Replies: 3771
Views: 271242

Okay, and you get charged with a felony count of "Interfering with a Flight Crew".

I wish the place I want to buy a Bowflex from had the particular model I want in stock.
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:51 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Replies: 1764
Views: 470297

Bill_Thompson wrote:If you get all bent out of shape, I can only conclude there is truth in the joke.

umop ap!sdn wrote:You sure you want to stand by that after the private messages you sent me last night?

Hmm, that is interesting. Maybe that explains why Bill get's so bet out of shape when someone says he's gay or a penis lover.
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:35 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Split: Micro helicopter
Replies: 27
Views: 5557

I got a little bored with it a few days ago after #444. I'll go back to it eventually.
by Lance
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:28 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: Stardust@Home is finally launching
Replies: 31
Views: 6962
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