Illuminati-R-Us

Who is Responsible for 7/11? Texans The holes in the trains could not have been made by bombs. The size and shape of the holes are consistent with cruise missiles. Is It's Lashkar-e-Tayyiba really behind this or is this another one of George W. Bush’s conspiracies to limit our freedoms just like 9-...

Teri, there's still room in the backpack for your umm, battery operated device. That's ok, I have a specially designed holster for discreet carrying when not in use. Heh, yeah, she just puts it in a box. Oh, wait... Maybe that's when it is in use. Never mind... Hey teri, have you brought any of the...

Somewhere in China, near Beijing, where you are at the moment?

And that's the best guess I'll have, unless it's atop one of the lookout towers on the Great Wall or something.

puked vigorously when

and tarter sauce.

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umop ap!sdn wrote:*sigh*

I wrote my own program that does the same thing but nobody knows it exists.

Well, with all the information you've provided here, I'm sure everyone will know about it now...

without a good

eat those hairy

Yeah...

Strip off all your clothes and watch him run away.

umop ap!sdn wrote:The software itself is a little over 1 MB; this is the SQL script generated by the backup module.

1,000,000 < 2,xx1,x0x < 2,561,903

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Besides, I can carry all of this anyways... Okay, good point. That'll be fine. Of course, if we get stranded, we could always eat the llamas. What will you do , give milk? *piles on more batteries and some canned foods* Can you grab a few extra batteries for teri while you're at it? Thanks. Um...di...

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Oh, heck yeah. I've been looking forward to this.

*straps saddle bags filled with provisions to the pack-llamas*

Minion? Are you coming?

You go to hippie's and find her in bed with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, who have completely turned her off of guys for ever.

I wish it would stop raining here today.

I gave up helping God kill kittens years ago.

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So you mean it's still today there? But I posted yesterday, so today is tomorrow, but it might not be until tonight before it's tomorrow for you.

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Seriously. I can verify that KOS was in Singapore yesterday, and that the above post was made from China. Well, sure, but let's see if you can tell where I'll post from tomorrow :) Easy! Tomorrow you'll be posting from [strike]<place holder>[/strike] China again, since you'll still be there.

No apology necessary. It happens, and is easily fixed.

... You never see old ladies in string bikinis....? I wish that were the case. At a waterpark we went to for a reward on the mission trip I went on, there was this old lady (she looked around 60ish) wearing a bikini that was so tight and small, that, I don't even know why she wasn't kicked out of t...

except that llamas