Illuminati-R-Us

... You never see old ladies in string bikinis....? I wish that were the case. At a waterpark we went to for a reward on the mission trip I went on, there was this old lady (she looked around 60ish) wearing a bikini that was so tight and small, that, I don't even know why she wasn't kicked out of t...

except that llamas

"The first one to post is the loser" "The first one to post is the loser" "The first one to post is the loser" "The first one to post is the loser" "The first one to post is the loser" "The first one to post is the loser" And we're on page ...

That was pretty good. I saw that show one (Sexy Cam) and it was very funny.

Enzo wrote:If I get it right, my cousins kids are my second cousins.

Actually, they would be your "first cousins, once removed". They would be the "second cousins" to your kids. Reference

I wish I had a big family like that. I pretty much just have me.

There may be confusion because of the similarity between the words "Corpus" and "Corpse".

Sheesh!

What some people will get defensive over...

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We are talking about looking at whale penis and your wife has all your looking for? :-s Does this make any sense to you? What the hell are you saying? No, I was not talking about looking at whale penis. Don't include me in your fantasy. And if you want to know if I am gay why don't you come to Sain...

Wow!

That's really good.

It has been brought to my attention that allowing staff to continue discussion in this thread while it is locked is unfair.

I agree.

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We interrupt this game thread for a special announcement.

St, Jimmy:

Illuminati Sex Slave was one of the specialty ranks around here a long time ago. Be careful what you wish for.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled game thread.

I think I need to send this link to my friend, the world trekker.

Then there's Intercourse, Pennsylvania which is near Paradise, Pennsylvania. One way to get to Paradise is through Intercourse.

191?

Bill; Umop locked this thread because no one seriously believes you believe what you are saying. It is clear that you are making veiled attacks on another user. The only thing that remains unclear is why you have yet to realize it isn't going to work. Please discontinue this practice immediately.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Lance wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Seriously.

I can verify that KOS was in Singapore yesterday, and that the above post was made from China.

Well, sure, but let's see if you can tell where I'll post from tomorrow :)

Easy! Tomorrow you'll be posting from <place holder>.

When they make stupid mistakes like that I generally dismiss the entire message. That kind of stuff is a credibility destroyer for me.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:WTF is an IPU?

It's up above, the second post on this page has it.
IPU

Oh, lets.

190?

195

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You counted all these? What are you going to do when either umop or I lose by 1 or 2 and demand a recount?

185

And if anyone is interested, here is one of the images I took of umop . She did a little airbrushing to it, but she was a knock-out to begin with. This one is probably the most revealing that I can show here. There are some more risqué ones but I can't display them publicly. (Taken at the top of one...

Dragon Star wrote:FYI Asshole, I really do have a large bag of cherries

I never doubted you. It was just sad to see the straight line get wasted.