Illuminati-R-Us

While rummaging through the dungeon I found a jewel encrusted tiara on one of the corpses. It's got lots of emeralds, sapphires, rubies, diamonds - looks really pretty. I hope it's not cursed. That might be one of my old watch bands. I though one of the maids ran off with it a few years ago. Still ...

fortnight

We could make it 42 words, but probably shouldn't.

to be rainbow

Granted, now everyone who reads your post will think you're nuts because they only see one post by Dragon Star.

I wish people wouldn't read how I granted St. Jimmy's wish so they would continue to think he's nuts.

Hey dragon, didn't you know I was smiling whan I made that comment?

umop ap!sdn wrote:acus

Bless you.

Enzo wrote:aide

You just taught me a new word.

Anyway...

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

Okay, I went to random.org and requested:

Fill out this form to generate genuine random numbers.

Generate 1 random integers (maximum 10,000).

Smallest value 1 (limit -1000,000,000).

Largest value 1000000 (limit 1000,000,000).

Format in 1 columns.

What was the number generated?

LOL

True.

Enzo wrote:On the way home I think I will pick up some lovely lavender products for my wife.

I was just gonna ask, does it work for women too?

Enzo wrote:Oh, they'll work. 60 year old ammo from world war 2 still explodes.

During Gulf War v1.0, I remember hearing that a lot of the 2,000 pound smart bombs were left over WWII dumb bombs that had "kits" bolted on.

Watch the credits of your favorite film for the Foley Artists. They're the sound effects guys. That video was very funny.

Yeah, looks like it's down. I did a quick search on YouTube and Yahoo Video but I could find it there either.

The Llama Song was the entire inspiration for the Illumi-Llama and my obsession with llamas for the past few (too many) months.

He'll be back soon, too.

Constrictors typically wrap themselves around their prey to crush and suffocate before swallowing. This is true, but they can also grab on with their mouth to get an "anchor point" before curling around. I've seen a 6' boa eat mice. They process was to sneak up on the mouse and get real c...

Doing a Google image search for "Marine One" indicates there are several different varieties of helicopter used by the President. This is not what we saw: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Marine_One_Whitehouse.jpg But this almost certainly is: http://www.sme.sk/cdata/2401855/2...

Sorry boss, I was out at the rifle range, practicing. You're still shaking... Something bothering you? The wood chips are mesquite, of course, my favorite. Oh, I think we only have Hickory here now. Let me go over to the forest and chop down a mesquite tree real quick. I can get the dragon to quick...

It never ceases to amaze me what you can get when you mix a little creativity with spare time and boredom.

Yeah, and Marilyn Manson with it.

Bill; Please refrain from attacking other board members, even in such a veiled way. I am doing my best to keep others from attacking you, as much as some want to, but YOU MUST KEEP UP YOUR END . Behavior like the above will not be tolerated here anymore. May I suggest you read the Illuminati-R-Us Ru...

Bill;

There is a place for stupid posts and Current Events and Politics is not it.

Moving...

I just went out onto the back deck to light the grill and heard a real loud helicopter approaching. As I looked up, there was a large, white topped military helicopter that looked remarkably like Marine 1 flying over low and fast. And just as it passed, another one came over the house and headed off...

Why would you point us to another board that is chastising you for trolling? It's obvious this thread is a troll and no one is going to fall for it. The body armor is fascinating. If you or anyone else would like to really talk about it, do so in a thread for that purpose. Bill: Please stop posting ...

Ah, okay. That makes sense. Thanks.