Illuminati-R-Us

In a very American judgement, a Floridian was sentenced to 885 years in prison in 2015 - the maximum sentence of 15 years for each of the 59 pieces of child pornography that he owned. Nota bene, this was before he went on trial for the actual child rape he had committed as well.

Retrograde amnesia

Saibal!

Gangs of Noo Yoick?

Kepler 881b is probably a super-Earth in a tight orbit around its parent star, Kepler 881, a G1 star more than 4400 Ly away in the constellation of Cygnus. The orbit gives it a probable temperature of > 1000 K, so it is highly unlikely to harbour life.

True, the sea of red in Scandinavia was a bit puzzling.

He's probably a plant from England.

January edition - maybe not as cogent as in other months. Do the German speakers spot the translation error when the commentator talks about what "laser" means?

Mactep, could you solve your last graph? I am curious, but I don't think anyone is contributing to solving it anymore.

Here is my next one:

Winner!

So, more to the point: Sexual intercourse among siblings?

Ah, so it's 4 - 0 in the end. Cause, 'course, on a weekend like that. So Hertha causing a penalty in an injury time that was way too long to lose a hard-fought lead was the good game.

Played 136, won 67, drawn 25, lost 44.

Greuther one down away to Karlsruhe 15 min from time. At least K'ruhe failed to convert a penalty, but it's shaping up to be a pretty shitty weekend.

Deep breath....

Plinth

Underage marriage

Empyema

No.

Of course, there was a penalty at 90+8, after extensive VAR back- and forth.

Hertha BSC 2 - 2 SV Holstein Kiel

Played 133, won 67, drawn 25, lost 41

You know, not too bad against a serious promotion contender, but FUUUUUUUUCK.

Hertha up two-nil at the half. Take that, young biatch!

Dare we hope?

A young colleague on the ICU this afternoon was in a hurry to sign out his shift because he wanted to be at the Olympic Stadium tonight for the Hertha - Kiel game... supporting Kiel :glp-furious: :glp-s182: :overkill: I could have given him the order to work overtime for a few hours, come to think o...

In all seriousness, going almost half a day without IrU seemed like a harsh fate, I tell you.

This is not the website you're looking for.

Tell them it's that or the IrU death ray. Not a choice to be taken lightly.

Plinth

A friend of mine is fond of saying his brain has a trivial lobe.

Actually... I was going to say that.