Illuminati-R-Us

I am sure no-one bet on Denmark in '92 or Greece in '04.

That is, like, a lot, right?

Verily indeed. I'll have garrul and my mother to report on him.

Son I is taking to the stage again - this time, it won't be his acting class (for which he'll receive grades that count towards his Abitur), it will be a self-managed theatre project put together by all the students of the year (just under a hundred of them). He is adamant the play and the pecularit...

They won the group regardless.

Ha! Schluchtistan win against the Kaasköppe and win the group because Frogs can't win against dodgy plumbers. That's what happens when you hire a German manager, right?

Don't worry, they'll be underwater in 30 years anyway.

Switzerland 1 - 1 Germany Good reminder that we are still an average team that another average team can easily control and out-counter. Played 183, won 86, drawn 38, lost 59. Oh dear, Scotland, you could have done it. Hungary, on the other hand, are probably out, too. Three points and a GD of -3 sho...

They had a decent shot at making it to the 1990 tournament, only failing at the last qualifying match against Austria - on 15 November, 1989, a week after the opening of the wall. Their coach, who later made a decent carrier in German professsional football in then 90s and oughts told how the cabin ...

"I was on call dictating discharge summaries . . ." Tell him to fuck off and not come back. Give her a follow up appointment with someone else for next week, and hand her her belongings in a carrier bag. Eh, they'll be back in two day; Munchausen. Christ only knows what's wrong with this ...

After writing the post, I read that Beckenbauer was quoted as saying, a 23rd medal should go to Sparwasser.

Go Oilers, go Leon! You are the greatest, fuck those racist Sunshine State pricks!

And 3 - 0 it ended. I was on call dicatating discharge summaries and watched it over the net with half an eye, or maybe more than half an eye. Was a fun game to watch, as long as you didn't root for Erdostan too much.

Wow, the DDD himself, THE DDD, lets a teammate score when they both run towards the goal? He's becoming downright generous. 3-0, should be a done deal.

Georgia bity against Czech Republic, 1 all.

The 2 - 0 of the DDDs against Erdostan was a howler! Hot material for Kacktor des Monats.

50 years ago today, the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic played their single competetive match against each other, during the 1974 Men's Football World Championship, in Hamburg, FRG. The GDR won the match, 1-0, by a goal from striker Jürgen Sparwasser, in the 77th minut...

Ned-Fra goalless sounds a bit weird for these teams. And I couldn't be made to care either, although I do find Griezman to be quite the unpleasant type.

I'll be eating pølser all weekend!

Oh the Spanish! Fearsome.

It could have gone a lot worse yesterday, and it's only Orbánistan you're up against. Hey, we had the same situation last time around and look how swimmingly everything went from there..., err .

Sacrificial lamb, eh? Now you've got an Endspiel for going to the last 16!

Real cringy one from our 'Magazine for Football Culture': On the menu tonight - Mc and Cheese

Bam! North Britain invading Neutralistan, whoda thunk?

Germany 2 - 0 Hungary


Played 182, won 87, drawn 37, lost 59.
Played 182, won 86, drawn 37, lost 59.
Sadly, we counted a win twice a few pages back, so as much as I regret it, we are worse off after the correction.