Illuminati-R-Us

Well. let's see how long this one is fun to look at.

That one cracke up my wife (an English teacher).

You do. Shouldn't have cut that mountain range, though. Now you have a meltdown in your trunk.

I wish I knew of a way not to procrastatinate.

It does. The Islamist mob demonstrating in the street where you read (yeah right, "read") it takes a dim view of the contents.

I wish I was as physically fit as you apparently need to be with two little kids in tow.

You mean, re. confessions? :wink:

Yes, I've had it with Catholics, now I am with my own bunch again. The joke applies to both faculties, though.

Slumdog Millionaire?

In the middle of a function at my hospital (which is part of the largest Protestant welfare organisation of the country), we had two priests speaking. On the spot, I invented the shortest priest joke (and told it to our hospital priest right awqay): There was that priest who gave a short sermon.

Yes (to answer the first question). I thought you were aiming at environmental issues (the Danube being brown, rather than blue), and si I simulated the offended hyperpatriot and displayed a picture of, well, the Blue Danube (probably phrotoshopped). As to the second question, I found none. The titl...

Don't mess with my Danube, transatlantic tin can!


Wäre Wien schöner ohne Wiener?

Infectious diseases are evolving, and so are we - It should come as no surprise that patterns of infectious disease change over time. Variations in virulenc of pathogens are to be expected, even in relatively harmless ones such as Toxoplamsa, whose biological behaviour, to be blunt, usually borders ...

I suspect you already have.

Will the snow start AGAIN here?

Zis sread is driving me crazee.

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, it's number is Six hundred and sixty six" I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to...

Viola

Craig or Alex Ferguson?

The Mars 500 mission, carried out by the Russian Academy of Science, actually lasted 520 days.

I disagree. If you look superficially at the number of interracial marriages, you could erroneously be drawn to the conclusion that whites are especially likely to enter into interracial marriages, because the number of whites in interracial marriages is high. However, that is not the case - it simp...

I ask someone versed in statistics to comment on this quote from the article (here's looking at you, Mactep) :wink: Because whites are by far the nation's largest racial group, marriage between whites and minorities were the most common type of intermarriage, even though the intermarriage rate for ...

I'll think of one :D

The most successful German book before Martin Luther's German Bible, Daß Narrenschiff Ad Arragoniam, a biting satire on everyone powerful at the time, was published in 1494, 518 years ago.

Oh dear. If it even makes the German news , it must be very bad ("Impacts at Ibrox Park", reads the headline). Sie kommen näher, die Einschläge im europäischen Fußball. Bisher sind es eher Namenlose, Klubs der zweiten oder dritten Reihe, die in Schwierigkeiten geraten und von der Bildfläch...

I AM happy that we don't celebrate festive days impoed on us by the Evil Flower Industry (T.M.). OTOH, there is nothing to be said against going to a fine Egyptology exhibition - or a football match, for that matter. If only it weren't so soggy in Soggy City...

Well, no news there...

^Half-Eaten^

Awww, shucks. I hadn't read the Games forum in ages, and I missed everything on the last page. So...you should ike these ones :twisted: : Area code 514 is a telephone area code that covers all of Montreal Island, Île Perrot, and Île Bizard in the province of Quebec Southeast of Québec City, the Mass...

511 is the area code for Hannover, one of the most excruciatingly boring cities in this lovely Federal Republic.