Illuminati-R-Us

umop ap!sdn wrote:LMAO!

I find dry humor and vulgar language witty.

You think I'm kidding?

According to his producer/director/friend, John Stainton, he was never conscious after the incident. <speculation> So in order for them to know exactly what happened, it must have been witnessed. I have a sneaking suspicion that the entire ordeal was filmed. The camera man probably didn't realize wh...

St. Jimmy wrote:Good luck people!

Fuck off!

Condoleeza

St. Jimmy wrote:Crikey.....I can't beleive it. I'm gonna miss his TV shows.

Probably not for a while... Every bit of footage that never made it to air will be dug out, re-edited and capitalized on. Watch for "Crocodile Hunter - The Untold Stories" coming to an Animal Planet near you soon.

He seems to make more sense once you figure out his secrets...

Only 47 for "Llance".

Apparently, there have been only one or two deaths by stingray in Austrailia ever, before this. So even stupid people don't get killed this way.

I used to gig (spear) stingrays in Florida (here) when I was a teenager.

But ironically, he wasn't doing anything dangerous at the time. They were filming for his daughter's new kid's show "Jungle Kids".

'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin killed by stingray

Ronoh55 wrote:you either suck ...

umop ap!sdn wrote:Let's all hope I don't get claw marks in my limbs.

If you do, just hold them up to the monitor too.

Bo Derek

Like I said before, when guessing fails, cheat...

Lance, do you think that you could heal my kitty, Cuddles? Do you mean for real, or in that mystical, magical, lord-of-the-manor way I do things around here? Regardless, hold kitty up to the monitor and start the following video. [html]<object width="425" height="350"><param nam...

Warren (The Oracle of Omaha) Buffet's house?

Nah...

KOS would have gotten that.

Dragon Star wrote:OMFG...

OMFG??!??!??
OMF-FSM
Heretic!!!!11!!1!2

Heid the Ba' wrote:Hmm, they don't seem to deliver to here.

Consider yourself lucky. ;)

Enzo wrote:Their spelling, not mine.

Lama is the genus, and includes the species Llama, Alpaca and Guanaco.

Damn, they don't have my size.

If these catch on, eventually there will be a child that dies in a house fire because he thought he was invulnerable. What a tragedy that will be.

Enzo wrote:Breast outscored Penis 129M to 58M

Have you ever seen GoogleFight?

Voilà

omaha ... steaks Omaha Steaks are the most over priced and over rated pieces of meat I've ever had. What they sell for $20 a pound is lousy compared to what I can grill up from the grocery store for $8 a pound. AND, once you've ordered from them they call you 3 times a week to try to sell you more ...

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? Scientology's Reply: For $5,000, we will send you to an introductory seminar on how to change light bulbs. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future (pricier) seminars will teach you the right way.

Enzo wrote:I am not all that familiar with the menu there, and I stop WAY back from the counter to look over the selection. WITHOUT FAIL the counter kid will holler across the floor at me, "Can I take your order?"

Cyndi and I get that at the local Culver's all the time. Bugs me too.