Illuminati-R-Us

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Why refer to cell phones? If someone is driving eratically and not using a cell phone, that's OK?

Yeah, because they may just be a cute blond.

hippietrekx wrote:M&M

Dragon Star wrote:Gooood

Hmm, "m-m good" Ah HA!

Campbell's Soup

M'm! M'm! Good!
M'm! M'm! Good!
That's what Campbell's soups are!
M'm! M'm! Good!

Do you need some of them removed?

^Apparently doesn't know about the Mt. Holly Snow Ski Area between Flint and Detroit on Dixie Highway^

Bill_Thompson wrote:If you get all bent out of shape, I can only conclude there is truth in the joke.

Yes, that is definately the kind of thing you would do. And if you want to continue with the "stupid logic", we would all have to conclude that you must be "projecting".

Heh, pretty funny.

Bill_Thompson wrote:

Lance wrote:

Dragon Star wrote:Just use FireFox...

How do you use FireFox as a P2P client?

Ironically, I think there really is or was a P2P oriented web browser out there.

Deepnet Explorer

Dragon Star wrote:Bill was a seamen?

Yeah. He had some bad experiences in the Navy because he was kind of a runt. He was a seaman full of seman on a regular basis, or so he says. That's why he thinks he's gay and likes younger men but hates penises at the same time. Poor, fucked up Bill.

Enzo wrote:DOn't bother getting into a pissing contest with Bill. Poor guy has to take off his hat to participate.

ROTFLMAO!

Ben Franklin once said that there is no such thing as a good war or a bad peace. By war he meant penis and peace he meant vagina. Back to this "penises are bad" crap, huh Bill? Like guns, they're only bad when you don't know how to use them properly, or someone abuses you with one. Tell u...

Dragon Star wrote:I will have someone remove it for you.

Done.

Couldn't you tell?

What would you have hippie put it on, her nose?

I distinctly recall the dragon not liking llama anyway. Except for chocolate llamas.

Bill_Thompson wrote:I have to say this.

Yeah, you can't restrain yourself. Anything that can be twisted to be about penises and you have to jump right on it.

Dragon Star wrote:Just use FireFox...

How do you use FireFox as a P2P client?

Moved...

umop ap!sdn wrote:Anisette, Ouzo

Do you really need both? And if you do, then I'd like Sambuca (black), too please.

I'm sorry, here's a towel. Go take care of your excitement.

And I mean by running. The towel is for when you get sweaty.

Oh... Well, it said it was for episode 3. Sorry.

If they bred, it would be a step in human evolution. I'm just not sure in which direction.

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umop ap!sdn wrote:Lance, what's a good way to protect one's face from the desert sun if one is too lazy to buy sunscreen?

Turn around.

umop ap!sdn wrote:Am I forgetting anything?

Yeah, duh, and you'd have hated yourself later when you realized it.

Cocktail Sauce and rye bread.

umop ap!sdn wrote:Lance got it.

What? I got what? Dead? How did I do that?

Added:
Oh, the creatures?

What a duo that would be.