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I WANT ONE!
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:06 pm
 
Forum: Computers and Gadgets
Topic: Micro Helicopter
Replies: 8
Views: 1428

Dear Ronoh (To the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean ) Oh Ronoh, dear Ronoh, we miss you. Dear Ronoh please come back to us. We're sorry we called you a stalker, and let this game cause such a fuss. Bring back, bring back, bring back our Ronoh to us, to us. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back ...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:53 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Counting Game (formerly ronoh)
Replies: 372
Views: 47461

[ALT]
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:37 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: The Counting Game (formerly ronoh)
Replies: 372
Views: 47461

ROTFLMAO
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:37 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Who is most loved around here
Replies: 61
Views: 4060

umop ap!sdn wrote:I think I'm leaving one out, and I feel bad about it because that would make the poor dear feel sad.

lol

[spoiler]"You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen."[/spoiler]
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:20 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: Snow White v The Supreme Court
Replies: 32
Views: 5094

They're coming for her in the morning...

For what I've described, they said leaving her chained up over night will be fine because she simply doesn't have a clue.
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:25 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

No looving? Then are we not allowed to have a Louvre? Good to know about the lurving, because I lurve a lot. :mrgreen: It's just looving that out. You can have a Louvre if you want, and you can lurve it all you want. I just hate hearing all the complaints from the staff when they have to clean up a...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:07 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Who is most loved around here
Replies: 61
Views: 4060

It depends on what we're talking about.
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:03 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Freecycle - changing the world one gift at a time
Replies: 29
Views: 1520

hippietrekx wrote:She bought me. So I'm already breaking that rule, eh?

Really? Me too.
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:57 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Freecycle - changing the world one gift at a time
Replies: 29
Views: 1520

hippietrekx wrote:She thinks that if people want to get rid of somehing that's "not broken" then it must be broken... :?

How'd she have such a smart kid?
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:52 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Freecycle - changing the world one gift at a time
Replies: 29
Views: 1520

Yes, it was a simple misunderstanding. Okay, cool. Sorry for any inconvenience I caused you. And so you know, teri is tied up in one of the dungeons almost completely out of her mind. She thinks she took over the castle and is eating popcorn all alone. Would you like to see? It's pitiful and funny ...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:49 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

St. Jimmy wrote:What about lurving? :mrgreen:

Yeah, thay's okay. Just carry napkins and don't get any on yourself.
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:39 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Who is most loved around here
Replies: 61
Views: 4060

Boy, he says it's not working this time. She thinks she's eating popcorn or something and laughing like she's the only one there.

I sure wish the doctor would show up...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:46 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

Superluminal wrote:Lt. Moose wrote:
What about hippie, looved by two guys?


That's wierd, just plain weird, that's all there is to say, wierd. Does uncle Llance know about that?

:shock:

STOP IT, all of you.

There'll be no LOOVING going on around here!

:glp-s119::glp-whip:
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:40 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Who is most loved around here
Replies: 61
Views: 4060

Yeah, true... There are certain "things" that she enjoys having done to her that generally get her attention and settle her down. I have instructed one of my valets to provide the proper stimulation and see if that brings her around. Just keep listening, we'll know soon enough of it's work...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:25 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

No, it's okay. She's hallucinating all that. She's really wrapped up like I said. See? All the rambling is just in her mind.

The doctor is on his way and she should be better soon. I don't know what the heck is wrong with her though. This is far more severe than it's ever been before.
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:02 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

*Grabs the remote control for the security system* *presses the Red Button * *Awaits confirmation* . . . . . . . . . Okay, teri is now safely secured in a chain-mail cocoon, which is secured to a pole, which is secured above a pit of acid in one of the dungeons teri has never seen before. Everything...
by Lance
Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:26 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

Was that meant for us?

Was THAT BITCH shooting AT US?!?!?

Dragon, get her.
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:42 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

Oh, sorry.

I hate playing the game like that anyway, so I'll pass. Someone else can take it.
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:29 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Guess the Number
Replies: 621
Views: 51422

Hey dragon, there's teri with some fireworks. Should we pick her up and brong her along? I think she's feeling better by now and if not, I'll just chuck her over your wing.
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:28 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Assassins: Round 4
Replies: 447
Views: 43771

Live in something that can be as hot as a million degrees? I think not... Aww, that's just a mild summer afternoon here in AZ. http://www.umop.net/smileys/floor.gif Yup. At least it was when I was in Phoenix in 2001. Why do you think they call it "Phoenix", anyways? There have to be ashes...
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:58 pm
 
Forum: Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics
Topic: Spitzer Digs Up Troves of Possible Solar Systems in Orion
Replies: 6
Views: 1316

Nope, I checked again. Strike-outs are correct, which just leaves this last one: [strike]4:22:10[/strike] [strike]4:22:11[/strike] [strike]4:22:12[/strike] [strike]4:22:13[/strike] [strike]4:22:14[/strike] [strike]4:22:15[/strike] [strike]4:22:16[/strike] [strike]4:22:17[/strike] [strike]4:22:18[/st...
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:42 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Guess the Number
Replies: 621
Views: 51422

That's got to be happening where it's hosted. phpBB can't just spontaneously down grade itself.
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:37 pm
 
Forum: Computers and Gadgets
Topic: php/sessions/MYsql?
Replies: 93
Views: 17214

Freecycle - changing the world one gift at a time

Don't want to throw something away because it's too good but you don't need it any more either? Try Freecycle . Join the group in your area and post what you have to get rid of. Interested parties will contact you and take your trash of your hands, saving it from ending up in a landfill. I just disc...
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:35 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Freecycle - changing the world one gift at a time
Replies: 29
Views: 1520

Apparently the woman who offed her preacher-husband a few months ago had lost $17,000 to the Nigerian version of this scam. I was amazed that people actually fall for this crap.

I guess it takes all kinds.
by Lance
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:29 pm
 
Forum: Infuriati (The Enraged Ones)
Topic: Banking Scam (Was: From : pissa mohamed)
Replies: 8
Views: 3011
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