Illuminati-R-Us

Apparently the woman who offed her preacher-husband a few months ago had lost $17,000 to the Nigerian version of this scam. I was amazed that people actually fall for this crap.

I guess it takes all kinds.

Oh, garsh... I love you, too.

But I appreciate what you were trying to do, anyway, so that's good. And I am glad that you're okay.

:D

But I wasn't. You could have at least tried it before getting me all worried.

But I could hear you. What would have been wrong with "Hey Lance, you okay in there?"

But can a steer you with them?

Um, that's a bit like "crying wulf", isn't it? You got me all worked up for nothing. What if, next time you yelp like that I ignore you and you really needed me? Maybe you were out of food or got struck by an asteroid or something...

*there is a loud rustling of leaves*
*trees are seen falling away*
*Lance bursts forth from the edge of the forest*

"Dragon, what's wrong? I heard you yelp!*

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So like, can I use these horns like handle bars?

Wouldn't it be cool to live in a nebula? Aurora all the time...

Actually, your parents would probably get a kick out of it. It's really funny and not that bad.

Just be careful with the flames or we're both going out in a blaze of glory. This is 151 proof.

Here, I'll just climb up onto your head and pour. That'll be easier.

Fine I will!

*wanders into forest across the street from the castle*

I'll share... ;) Got a cup?

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

And probably inappropriate for those under 18. (Perhaps those of you under 18 will let us know if it was appropriate or not?)

There is just one image that isn't too bad and a hilarious audio clip.

Can someone pass me a donut?

Preparing for a conjugal visit

Well, to begin with, trees are animals.

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Time periods are Future Stalkers!

What? You in a hurry? I was hoping we could relax and enjoy this time together. I don't pay enough attention to you sometimes and I'm trying to make it up. You know, between keeping the Sun in the sky, the Lords Council, saving the llamas from volcanoes, the unicorn breeding program, the orphanages...

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What? You in a hurry? I was hoping we could relax and enjoy this time together. I don't pay enough attention to you sometimes and I'm trying to make it up. You know, between keeping the Sun in the sky, the Lords Council, saving the llamas from volcanoes, the unicorn breeding program, the orphanages,...

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shit!

Ah HA!

*Boards dragon*

"To the sky, dragon!"

Yup. Let me know if my legs get too tight on your neck, okay?