Illuminati-R-Us

(Perhaps I should send her a jar of oil and some water and ask her to try to dilute the oil with the water.) Ah, but they only separate if you use that old fashioned diesel, the new stuff mixes. Throughout history America strove to conquer space and time, looking for ways to go faster and easier. W...

Lance wrote:

Maddox wrote:Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.

:glp-rotflmao:

Cheers Lance, I am sitting at work giggling like a loon and people are starting to stare . . .

Well that's not too bad. In Arkansas we once had a state represinative who's regular job was an amusement park clown. Outstanding! I was in Scotland in 97 when you guys had your yes yes-no no vote to establish a parlament. Everybody was pretty excited about. How's the mood now that almost 10 years ...

Yes, it does make you look fat . . .

Nope. I'm going to be offline for a while so if anyone knows it don't wait for confirmation.

Work out for yourselves how to deal with guesses. :D

Nw kybord plas!

Enzo wrote:On another plane:

Ernst Stavro Bowflex.

Concentrates solely on cat stroking muscles . . .

Ok, it was "The Bedford Incident", a film well worth seeing.

Hopefully better known:

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

What are the rules here; do we let it run longer? Do I post another one since I defeated you all, muhahahahaha! or does Lance go since he persevered and did his research?

Thinks about this, takes deep breath, types anyway. Mrs B doesn't like me telling people this since I sound like a nutter. For years I have concientiously turned up for every election and spoiled my ballot paper. I feel I can't complain about the lieing, thieving bastards if I don't participate but ...

Just a reminder that the "quote" may not be verbatim (sorry, I haven't been able to check) but it is fairly close.

Sidney Poitier plays the reporter, Richard Widmark the naval officer.

previously minor Sith

Not Dr Stranglelove. And not a comedy. But was made within a year of Dr Strangelove.

Ooooooooooooookay, some people think this film is a comedy, others, not so much.

That better?

The wikipedia entry for United Kingdom looks pretty good. I didn't read past the first couple of paragraphs though. Great Britain is (generally) Scotland, England and Wales. The UK is GB plus Northern Ireland. The various offshore islands, Isle of Man, Jersey, Guernsey etc. are Crown dependencies ou...

The film is set in the Cold War, character 1 is a reporter, character 2 commands a US Navy destroyer.

Note to self, never believe a word Enzo says . . As to a lack of swords to finish the job, a recent incident where the Household Cavalry lost two officers in an RPG attack reminded me of this from one of our 19th century excursions into Afghanistan. Do you like Kipling? I don't know, I've never kipp...

Apologies Enzo, I'm losing my ability to tell who is serious and who isn't. I can't even blame it on the time of day since it is mid(ish)-morning here.

Iran and Iraq are mortal enemies and have been for some time now. Trying to be buddies with both would make you look duplicitous. In contrast to our being buddies with the Israelis and with everyone else in the region. Which makes the US look duplicitous in exactly the same way, and taints the Saud...

They may have been glad to get rid of him . . .

Lance: It is worth watching, but it is no comedy.

A couple of points: I know I'm resurrecting an old thread simply to be pedantic, but I only just got here and I'm trying to catch up. :D The Anglican Church is the worldwide church, the Church of England is its branch in England. I'm sure it is possible to be a member of the former and not the latte...

World Peace was missed. After 911 George Bush had the rare opportunity of uniting the world against one single cause: To crush that psychotic cult, Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is not a cult by any definition; it is a loose coalition of terrorists. It is also arguable if they are psychotic as an organisation...

My point was exactly that, that Isrealis do this with their dead, to no great reaction.

teri tait wrote:So where's Heid? We need a new quote :)

Boy, you're a tough crowd!

Ok, might not be verbatim but close enough.

Character 1: What happens if they fire one?
Character 2: If they fire one, we fire one.
Voice off: One fired sir.