Illuminati-R-Us

Following on from Llance: Sham 69.

Aye, that’s a pisser.

Our lassie got fourth and the quite splendidly named British champion Pfeiffer Georgi was third. Immigrants eh?

Five-O

Walesa.

Porsche made a 903.

Thruple.

The pipes and drums of the Black Pudding.

Yeah ha! Old Firm Derby tomorrow, or the day after, who the fuck knows with time zones. I’ll be in yet another castle until it’s all over. Or hasn’t started yet. Whichever. Paris - Roubaix tomorrow, hopefully a good race, there have been far too many serious crashes lately.

The Reverend Spooner’s favourite Eurovision winners: Motherhood of bran.

Meatloaf, hang on . . .

Thing 1

Ha! Ho! He!

The latter.

Oxford or Cambridge?

Fuck, it's only a game. Says the man in prime heart attack territory.

Yet another game against the Leith Soap Dodgers, yet another win.

Played 145, won 70, drawn 27, lost 48

No, not the God Bothering Egg Chasers but Belgian Holy Week. The Tour Of Flanders on Sunday, Scheldeprijs midweek and then Roubaix the next Sunday. Flanders is an odd one, there was a massive crash at Dwars door Flanders which took out many of the favourites but that just means that some teams will ...

Daniel Kahnemann is an anagram of Die manke lahnnann, which is Finnish for the Unknown Economist.

901 is the Clyde Flyer which will take you between Largs and Glasgow whether you want to go there or not.

Data file.

Slap in the twat or vigorous fisting?

Emma Stone has always had her critics, . . . wait . . . that's not right.

I don't know who the other rower is.

Titting arse, sorry.
The A898 is the Kingston Bridge over the River Clyde.

89.5 is midway between 89 and 90. Discuss.

Phlebotomy, the last Pharaoh of the Middle Kingdom.

894 AD was all a bit Vikingy in the south of the British Isles.

Arsehat.