Illuminati-R-Us

So she gave me one!

That's the one.

From Wolfsburg.

Slade Prison. This might be a bit dated and parochial.

Mud wrestling.

A point is a point, and The Sheepshaggers are in freefall which helps.

Plinth.

The doctor said I had acute angina!

Lunnin' init.

Arguably the star of the film is German.

'orse.

Heroin Jakies 0 - 2 Rangers
They had two sent off for fuckery.

Played 140, won 68, drawn 26, lost 46.

Drink, feck, arse, girls.

Green for Gaza?

One up at the half due to an entirely deserved penalty against the Leith Soap Dodgers in the Cup quarters.

Fibula.

Oh good guess that man.

The 'Gers play tomorrow as well, we should win it is the Leith Soapdodgers. But good results in Europe are often followed by a hangover.

There was a discussion on BBC Asian Network* today about whether you can put ketchup on Indian food. The answer appears to be "sometimes" but not on ice cream, even if your uncle likes it. *the tunes are always cheerful, if your Hindi/Urdu is rudimentary they could be singing about their g...

It should be our national anthem, yeah, she's from Lunnin' init.
https://youtu.be/RFwiGetII9w?si=8Llt-Gw5s_jqUDhi

Plinth? Fahkin' 'orse.

It's a redundant plinth.

If you ever want to know the difference between "chase the egg" and fitba' scroll past the nonsense and just watch the clip of the ref telling off two players much larger than she is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/68423080

FC Portudago 2 - 2 Rangers.

We could have won, we could have lost, but they got the softest, shittiest penalty ever given to a big team at home to a wee team.

Played 137, won 67, drawn 26, lost 44.

And then I turned back to the game and the fuckers equalised. Fuck me.