Illuminati-R-Us

Let me make it absolutely clear that continental Europe is not inerested in harbouring these hapless refugees. They should be sequestered off-continent and transported back to their homeland as quickly as possible.

Of course, every pretense will be made of sticking to the Geneva convention.

inxs?

Is that Hearts of Midlothian? What makes you happy about them?

Karlsruhe 4 - 0 Hertha

Karlsruhe are relegated as second-to-last.

Hertha lose the Chamionship, the Champions League, and the Champions League qualification ticket. As fourth of the table, they can lose against the likes of Wroclaw, Cluj, Brugge next season.

The doctor IS displeased....

Shaktar Donezk 2 - 1 Bremen in the UEFA Cup final Final (before it becomes the Euro League )

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck Fuck FUCK!!!

You got SOMALI PIRATES in South Dakota?
Haven't they long since frozen to death?

Business as usual - Hertha fuck up... :( Hannover 0 - 5 Wolfsburg Hoffenheim 2 - 2 Bayern Hertha 0 - 0 Schalke Stuttgart 2 - 0 Cottbus 1 Wolfsburg 67 2 Bayern 65 3 Stuttgart 65 4 Hertha 64 And there go Hertha's chances. They could clinch the championship on goal difference IF Wolfsburg lost at home ...

Wolfsburg 3 - 0 Dortmund Bayern 3 - 0 Leverkusen Cologne 1 - 2 Hertha Keeping the race open... At least this victory means they cannot fall below 5th place, thus garuanteeing international participation next year. Another chance to score no goals at all (yes, really!) against the likes of Wroclaw, C...

Hey, maybe this year they'll actually make it a LAST MINUTE failure, probably with a humiliating defeat to already-relegated Karlsruhe on the last match day...

Wow! They were so lucky having their all-powerful mayor right at the scene to exclude any possibility of foul play. That guy really saved the city!

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OK, if you say so. Is peppering the writing with inappropriately used "Ø"s part of the quality? Is there a story line?

The school disinfectors? Yes, I'd think so. Don't underestimate the flu, though. It's OK to err on the side of caution, but then again, it should be well-informed caution. It may actually make sense to close schools where outbreaks have occurred, but since the flu isn't anthrax, disinfecting an enti...

What is this stuff anyway?

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Update: The three German cases have been confirmed, plus there is a confirmed contagion to a nurse caring for one of the infected - i.e. we have a chain of infection independent of the geographic origin of the virus variant. Pandemic potential indeed (clearly warranting WHO's level 5 warning).

So did you buy it?

At least the Amazon recomnmendations are context-sensitive...

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^Already does^

What's the difference between an oboe and a viola?

Ahh, doesn't matter anyway.

I'll be on-call this long weekend, and our hospital bought several fast tests for influenza (the usual wave is long over at least here) and made an appointment with a commercial lab for 24/7 direct testing; bought masks; and has a supply of Tamiflu in the ER that will be large enough for 8 patients ...

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I'll get drunk over Hertha when they have, as they always do, botched it at the end of the season.

Now, am I an optimist or what?

Shortest drummer jokes.

-A drummer enters the University campus.
-A drummer passes by a pub.
-A drummer enters a bookshop.

and the like

Ah, those viola jokes. What's the difference between a viola player and a bucket of shit? The bucket. What does it take to make a viola player play a really fast tremolo? Write "solo" in part. Why can't a viola player play with a knife in his back? Because that will prevent him from leanin...