Illuminati-R-Us

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I hope you continued the great tradition of embarrassing and/or drunk uncles at weddings? As a lawyer I firmly believe the ceremony isn't valid unless there is an embarrassing uncle (preferably in a kilt) present.

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Virtually every Mhairi I have met is a vaa-re. Maybe it is just Highlanders who can't pronounce it.

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Blimey, I haven't heard that one in a long time.

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July 17th 1936, the coup which began the Spanish Civil War was declared. At that point Franco was arguably the third in line to lead it.

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As a comparator, The Grauniad article.

If the space suit's too tight, he didn't take the flight.

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Their one weapon is surprise and ruthlessness . . .

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From the "It's a small world file": I watched the first moonlanding while on holiday in a tiny village called Durisdeer, in the Scottish Borders. About a decade later Neil Armstrong visited the village as it is one of the places his ancestors came from.