Illuminati-R-Us

Sorry shipmate, we need the win. Which may mean our streak is broken.

The Dixie Chocs.

They always blame The Juice.

I didn’t follow it but it seemed like a shitshow from front to back.

Mick Jäegermeister

9.05 is slightly late for work.

David Sole

Blue Oyster Mushroom

Well that was a shitshow. Three all.

Played 151, won 71, drawn 30, lost 50.

Cunting pissery.

Following on from Llance: Sham 69.

Aye, that’s a pisser.

Our lassie got fourth and the quite splendidly named British champion Pfeiffer Georgi was third. Immigrants eh?

Five-O

Walesa.

Porsche made a 903.

Thruple.

The pipes and drums of the Black Pudding.

Yeah ha! Old Firm Derby tomorrow, or the day after, who the fuck knows with time zones. I’ll be in yet another castle until it’s all over. Or hasn’t started yet. Whichever. Paris - Roubaix tomorrow, hopefully a good race, there have been far too many serious crashes lately.

The Reverend Spooner’s favourite Eurovision winners: Motherhood of bran.

Meatloaf, hang on . . .

Thing 1

Ha! Ho! He!

The latter.

Oxford or Cambridge?

Fuck, it's only a game. Says the man in prime heart attack territory.

Yet another game against the Leith Soap Dodgers, yet another win.

Played 145, won 70, drawn 27, lost 48

No, not the God Bothering Egg Chasers but Belgian Holy Week. The Tour Of Flanders on Sunday, Scheldeprijs midweek and then Roubaix the next Sunday. Flanders is an odd one, there was a massive crash at Dwars door Flanders which took out many of the favourites but that just means that some teams will ...