Illuminati-R-Us

That nails it!

No use hotlinking the stuff for me... "Your IP has been banned"

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Inmate dies of heatstroke after being held captive in the 103°F Arizona sun.

Oh America, where hast thou gone?

The one :D

German-born member of the House of Lords, Lord Dahrendorfwas an eminent sociologist and prominent liberal thinker. He died of cancer yesterday.

Another voice of reason, and freedom gone.

Mmmmh,tuna a la plancha....

Keep it up, pmolt. I charred my first fried eggs, my first fish, I let a chicken soup go sour, etc., but after two years in my first flat (what you call appartment), I invited friends for a 12 course dinner, and they neither laughed nor puked. Get a good basic cookbook, pay some attention, and get a...

IAHTT because I can even do Kermit the Frog.

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Talk about Labour taking a beating...

Let me make it absolutely clear that continental Europe is not inerested in harbouring these hapless refugees. They should be sequestered off-continent and transported back to their homeland as quickly as possible.

Of course, every pretense will be made of sticking to the Geneva convention.

inxs?

Is that Hearts of Midlothian? What makes you happy about them?

Karlsruhe 4 - 0 Hertha

Karlsruhe are relegated as second-to-last.

Hertha lose the Chamionship, the Champions League, and the Champions League qualification ticket. As fourth of the table, they can lose against the likes of Wroclaw, Cluj, Brugge next season.

The doctor IS displeased....

Shaktar Donezk 2 - 1 Bremen in the UEFA Cup final Final (before it becomes the Euro League )

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck Fuck FUCK!!!

You got SOMALI PIRATES in South Dakota?
Haven't they long since frozen to death?

Business as usual - Hertha fuck up... :( Hannover 0 - 5 Wolfsburg Hoffenheim 2 - 2 Bayern Hertha 0 - 0 Schalke Stuttgart 2 - 0 Cottbus 1 Wolfsburg 67 2 Bayern 65 3 Stuttgart 65 4 Hertha 64 And there go Hertha's chances. They could clinch the championship on goal difference IF Wolfsburg lost at home ...

Wolfsburg 3 - 0 Dortmund Bayern 3 - 0 Leverkusen Cologne 1 - 2 Hertha Keeping the race open... At least this victory means they cannot fall below 5th place, thus garuanteeing international participation next year. Another chance to score no goals at all (yes, really!) against the likes of Wroclaw, C...

Hey, maybe this year they'll actually make it a LAST MINUTE failure, probably with a humiliating defeat to already-relegated Karlsruhe on the last match day...

Wow! They were so lucky having their all-powerful mayor right at the scene to exclude any possibility of foul play. That guy really saved the city!

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OK, if you say so. Is peppering the writing with inappropriately used "Ø"s part of the quality? Is there a story line?

The school disinfectors? Yes, I'd think so. Don't underestimate the flu, though. It's OK to err on the side of caution, but then again, it should be well-informed caution. It may actually make sense to close schools where outbreaks have occurred, but since the flu isn't anthrax, disinfecting an enti...

What is this stuff anyway?