Illuminati-R-Us

ASSHOLE.....I love you too.

Ew.

Nothing is worn beneath the kilt.

It's all in perfect working order.

(But that's because it's never used.)

No, really. Like a "lap dog", but a dragon. A pet, a nice pet. A pet with high standing among the other pets. A most loved pet.

Really.

Anyways...

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But "lap dragon" is a nice thing.

sprayed by warm, sticky, chunky vomit

I put in the green fuzz-balls that have collected on my grey socks, and get

workability

Lance, You label people "stupid shit" in their tag line and are surprised when they are pissed off. Get a clue. Funny enough considering the only person that ever gets pissed off about that shit is you. Yeah, really. You've been the "special" dragon for how long now? Did you eve...

Bill_Thompson wrote:Lance,

You label people "stupid shit" in their tag line and are surprised when they are pissed off. Get a clue.

Once again, you're just wrong.

I did no such thing.

Get a clue.

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curious

Bill; Around here, we really like pointing out humerous, ironic things people say. It is all done in good fun and not meant to harm. Please, lighten up and don't take offense at things that aren't meant to offend. Just have a laugh when you post something dumb like the rest of us do. Here, in the co...

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:LaTeX

Latex?

Latex:

maybe

I...live in Florida? Doesn't matter. Michikids has come to include you, me, Jimmy, Moose and Ronoh. All us young-uns, you know. Yup, I'd have to agree. When I coined the term, in my mind it included DS. MichiKid is a state of mind, not limited by geography. Heck, sometimes I even feel like a MichiK...

a hay stack

I put in a nose hair clipper (cordless, rechargeable) and get

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Nelly Furtado

Of course you can. I hope others help too.

Bill_Thompson wrote:Go pick on someone of your own sexual preference and leave us lesbians alone.

The Dictionary wrote:Main Entry: lesbian
Function: noun
: a woman who is a homosexual

After all this time of denying it, Bill, you just admitted to being homesexual. Interesting.

She's got medals, that jingle-jangle-jingle.

Congratsness on all the coolness.

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312 years and 10 months at the current rate.

A full-body condom:



I put a bag of dehydrated llama dung in the vending machine, and get?