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The baggage handler who gave one of the terrorists a kicking now has a website dedicated to him.

Public donations have paid for over 1,000 pints to be put aside for him at the airport hotel.

Gaun yirsel Big Man!

edit to add: You can't headbutt a burning man, so . . .
by Heid the Ba
Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:16 am
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: UK attacked by Wile E. Coyote
Replies: 21
Views: 1216

I heard the bystanders were Scots Yep, never get between a Scot and his fortnight on a Spanish beach. Latest conspiracy theory is that the US was behind it. Virtually every flight out of Glasgow on a saturday is a holiday flight and George Bush is always on about the War against Tourism . . . I'll ...
by Heid the Ba
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:08 am
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: UK attacked by Wile E. Coyote
Replies: 21
Views: 1216

Enzo wrote:
Still, how often do you see Bangladesh and Rhode Island compared?


Not often, not even here in fact. Bangladesh is New Hampshire on this map.


D'oh! Must get a new short-term memory.

Edit: Tagfixy and:

On a brief calculation Scotland = Nebraska = Czech.
by Heid the Ba
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:04 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Michikids are Argentinian?
Replies: 53
Views: 4224

The definition of irony in Ulster is to make a man who used to make bombs out of fertiliser the Minister for Agriculture. :D The IRA are/were murdering scum but at least they were well trained and good at it. If they had been involved at the weekend they would have made sure the Jeep fitted through ...
by Heid the Ba
Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:14 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: UK attacked by Wile E. Coyote
Replies: 21
Views: 1216

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist it Comrade Footwear. :D It does look like a straightforward comparison of figures without any attempt at interpretation. Still, how often do you see Bangladesh and Rhode Island compared? I shudder to think what the BAUT wwo-woo-nomists would use this to show abo...
by Heid the Ba
Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:07 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Michikids are Argentinian?
Replies: 53
Views: 4224

UK attacked by Wile E. Coyote

Stunningly inept attempted bomb attacks. Of the two suicide bombers at Glasgow Airport, one only managed to set fire to himself and the other got a kicking from bystanders.

Bush league compared to the IRA.
by Heid the Ba
Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:38 pm
 
Forum: Current Events and Politics
Topic: UK attacked by Wile E. Coyote
Replies: 21
Views: 1216

"What the hell kind of traffic control is this?"
by Heid the Ba
Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:24 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Movie Quotes
Replies: 2883
Views: 135692

Buy an Earldom and an OBE and you're an Earlobe.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:57 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

Star Wars - Episode IV: Boy meets hologram, boy loses girl, girl loses planet, boy meets his long lost father in this hilarious rom-com.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:38 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Misleading Movie Synopsis.
Replies: 16
Views: 2360

The wayward sister of our new PM: Jackie Brown.
by Heid the Ba
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:35 am
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Movie Quotes
Replies: 2883
Views: 135692

Wedding anniversary yesterday so we went out to dinner at a nice italian restaurant, very nice food, witty conversation etc. Mrs B ordered a pavlova dessert, when the waitress brought it I got as far as: "Is that a . . ." before Mrs B silenced me with a look. I think she had heard it befor...
by Heid the Ba
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:18 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Anniversathon
Replies: 16
Views: 1180

Misleading Movie Synopsis.

While posting a quote from Ice-cold in Alex it occured to me that it might be an unknown film to many, particularly the Michikids. So to obfuscate:

Ice-cold in Alex; hot nurses, cold beer and extreme off-roading star in this ultimate road movie.
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:05 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Misleading Movie Synopsis.
Replies: 16
Views: 2360

Worth waiting for.

Capt. Anson: Ice-cold in Alex.
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:37 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Replies: 35
Views: 4533

This was in a film I saw recently, but I can't remember which one.

Pulp Fiction?
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:22 pm
 
Forum: Baba O'Riley
Topic: Movie Quotes
Replies: 2883
Views: 135692

I dunno, Lord KOS of Ohio has a nice ring to it. :D
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:41 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:20 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

troubleagain wrote: I'd got the idea from my friends on www.nadsters.com that he wasn't a very popular PM . . .


I hadn't seen nadsters before, interesting that their rules contain language that would get you banned in a lot of places.

I'll check it out more thoroughly soon.
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:22 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

Ah dinna ken whit yon lassie is talking aboot.
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:54 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Conservapedia.
Replies: 29
Views: 1668

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Hmm.

GB == George Bush
GB == Gordon Brown

Coincidence? Maybe...


And George Walker Bush is 16 letters long, as is James Gordon Brown. :shock:
by Heid the Ba
Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:53 am
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

Sorry, it is a reprise of a joke I posted in one of my first posts here:

A scotsman walks into a baker's shop and says
"Is that a cake or a meringue?"
"You're quite right, it's a cake."
by Heid the Ba
Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:16 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Conservapedia.
Replies: 29
Views: 1668

His predecessors weren't better and were the last dregs of the Thatcher era. Blair's problem was he was going to change everything, get rid of cronyism, sleaze, act in the public interest, etc. Then as time passed he became more concerned with being a statesman on the world stage. Trying to prove th...
by Heid the Ba
Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:13 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

Enzo wrote:Hell hath nae fury like a woman sconed.


Outstanding! :=D:

Our themetune would have to be the Stones classic: "Hey, McLeod get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between Bing Crosbie and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt disnae.

And it's goodnight from me . . .
by Heid the Ba
Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:38 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Conservapedia.
Replies: 29
Views: 1668

So long and thanks for all the fash . . .

[rant mode] Our Prime Minister has finally decided to fuck off and make money on the lecture circuit rather than using a variety of grubby and underhand means to feather his own nest. The only good thing you can say about his greed is that his wife is worse. Hopefully he will take his cronies with h...
by Heid the Ba
Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:25 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: So long and thanks for all the fash . . .
Replies: 39
Views: 1662

We should have our own show, full of quality jokes and entertainment.

A scotsman walks into a baker's shop . . .
by Heid the Ba
Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:39 pm
 
Forum: Here There Be Llamas
Topic: Conservapedia.
Replies: 29
Views: 1668
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