Illuminati-R-Us

It just won't work..... the third wire on the left is about an inch too long, anyone can see that. It would prevent the correct deflogulation of the anti-thidlidlymo, and of course that would prevent the mind reading from taking place. :D Ah...but what if you reversed the polarity of the nuetron fl...

What the HELL are they thinking??? OVERLAND PARK, Kansas (Reuters) - After months of debate over science and religion, the Kansas Board of Education has tentatively approved new state science standards that weaken the role evolution plays in teaching about the origin of life. More at: Kansas moves ...

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MM_Dandy wrote:

Lance wrote:Tell her that we're "Guaranteed Predator Free".

Besides, we're the Illuminati -- we already know where she lives.

...And have already abducted her, and brainwashed her into fearing internet forums so we don't lose her to a rival conspiracy.

We now feature RSS News Feeds via the [html]<a href="/Forums/rss.php" target="_rss"><img src="/Forums/images/rss.gif" border="0" /></a>[/html] icon at the bottom of the page.

FireFox should self-discover this feed.

Much better than "Fucking Twit" :D Thanks You're welcome. And I'd never really have given you "Fucking Twit". It's far to mundane. Now, if IDW ever calls you "The Master of all Things Twit", you can bet your sweet bippy that will be your rank before you can log back in here and tell us about it. :w...

Hi all! Looks like you´re having a great forum here. Congrats, Lance. Hey, I didn´t know Candy had a forum of her own. :) Hi Argos! Welcome and thanks. Candy only thinks this is her forum. I called in " Candy Land " because " Chutes and Ladders " just didn't sound right. Better Together Buy Candy L...

Bill EE wrote:Let me try a different approach. ...

Okay Bill EE. Let me know if the new rank suits you.

[html]<table><tr><td colspan=2>One of the thousands of asteroids orbiting the sun has been found to have a mini planetary system of its own.</td></tr> <tr><td><img src="http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/sylvia1.jpg" /></td> <td valign="top">University of California, Berkeley, assistant researc...

Hmmm...

I wonder how long it will be before anyone notices...

Candy wrote:

Lance wrote:What? The "hello" scared you?

I don't think I've ever clicked on a google ad before that had sound. It startled me. :)

Ah, okay. I just wanted to be sure I was seeing the same thing you were. You mentiong to turn the sound up kind of gave it away. :wink:

What? The "hello" scared you?

Tell her that we're "Guaranteed Predator Free".

You have a plan on how to get to the gas station/convenience store. That plan probably involves such major steps as entering your car and driving a preconceived route to the desired destination. You probably have some minor things that you'd verify are in order first as well. Like making sure you're...

I love the moving eye...

The ramifications of believing in Alien Abduction or visitation are huge. Think of all the other things, none of which there are any evidence of, that must be true first.

But on the other side of that coin, the Travis Walton story has always made me go "hmmm".

Banana

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Do you like my new avatar, or should I go back to the old one?

I'm digging it...

Superluminal wrote:She's figure out that Comet Tempel 1 is a baby life form and the newly discovered UB 313, or whatever its called, is momma, and mother is angery.

You're making this up, right?

What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?




[spoiler]Cheeze Whuz.[/spoiler]

I'm sorry. Comedy Central made me do it.

Vincent Price (The Tingler)

Licking

U.S. reality TV watchers have chosen Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth from "The Apprentice" as "most hated reality star of all time."

More at: Reality TV Poll: Omarosa most hated, Clay Aiken best loved

So what was the outcome of this, anyway?

An object said be a new planet on the fringes of the solar system isn't a true planet but probably an alien interloper from a distant star, says an expert on solar system formation. A US team announced over the weekend it had discovered a 10th planet in the icy Kuiper belt 15 billion kilometres fro...