December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
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by Lance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:21 pm
Have you guys noticed the countdown timer lately?
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by Arneb » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:45 pm
Oh yes, nice work, boss. Problem is, there WON'T be Olympics in 2014 because after TEOTWAWKI, there will be no Sotchi, no Putin, no Rogge, no athletes, and no 2014. So it is a bit of idle play, isn't it?
ETA: Well, at least there will be one more Talk Like a Pirate Day.
ETA: Well, at least there will be one more Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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by Lance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:53 pm
Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
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by Lianachan » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:41 pm
I'm hoping that it's caused by the LHC forming a black hole. It has two advantages for me:
1) Knowing that various idiots were RIGHT ALL ALONG
2) The satisfaction of knowing that England will perish marginally before Scotland (presumably, as it's closer).
1) Knowing that various idiots were RIGHT ALL ALONG
2) The satisfaction of knowing that England will perish marginally before Scotland (presumably, as it's closer).
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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by Мастер » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:44 pm
Lianachan wrote:I'm hoping that it's caused by the LHC forming a black hole. It has two advantages for me:
1) Knowing that various idiots were RIGHT ALL ALONG
2) The satisfaction of knowing that England will perish marginally before Scotland (presumably, as it's closer).
So England and Scotland will enter into an eternal and extremely close union!
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by Lance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:50 pm
Mactep wrote:So England and Scotland will enter into an eternal and extremely close union!
As will Jennifer Love Hewitt and I.
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by Мастер » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:12 pm
Lance wrote:Mactep wrote:So England and Scotland will enter into an eternal and extremely close union!
As will Jennifer Love Hewitt and I.
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(Not Safe For Row 27 On The Aeroplane)
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by Lance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:30 pm
EW!
Please don't read.
[spoiler]It also means BT will be having his "Gay Way" with all of us.[/spoiler]
Please don't read.
[spoiler]It also means BT will be having his "Gay Way" with all of us.[/spoiler]
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by Lianachan » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:57 pm
Mactep wrote:Lianachan wrote:I'm hoping that it's caused by the LHC forming a black hole. It has two advantages for me:
1) Knowing that various idiots were RIGHT ALL ALONG
2) The satisfaction of knowing that England will perish marginally before Scotland (presumably, as it's closer).
So England and Scotland will enter into an eternal and extremely close union!
I prefer to think of it as oblivion.
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by Lance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:13 pm
Arneb wrote:Some fun though, to watch this guy's dick getting soaghettified.
Heck, ALL of him. So there is an upside after all.
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by Enzo » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:57 am
Oh geez. SO there I was for the moment thinking of me and Anne Hathaway squeezed together for all time, then you introduced BT to the equation. OMG, what if Bill got squeezed BETWEEn us? Crap.
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by Blue Monster 65 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:23 pm
Arneb wrote:Raquel Welsh is YOUR Grandma?Can...can I have an autograph?
No - my Grandma is ... erm ... can't say as that would violate the rules of the family and possibly make you an accessory after the fact.
Enzo wrote:OMG, what if Bill got squeezed BETWEEn us?
He'd be in heaven.
By the way, at the elementary school, we always celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day. Had all 57 kindergarteners yelling along to the pirate stories I read to them that day. Not sure what shenanigans we'll get up to this year ... Last year the principle did his announcements in pirate, too!
Is there such a thing?
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by Enzo » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:18 am
Arrrrr, and ye be makin' sure to have a parrot poop bib on ye shoulder, ay.
I had my google set to come up in pirate, bhut it seems to have reverted, and now i can't find where to set the language. The Elmer Fudd setting is also fun.
I had my google set to come up in pirate, bhut it seems to have reverted, and now i can't find where to set the language. The Elmer Fudd setting is also fun.
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by Lance » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:22 pm
Enzo wrote:I had my google set to come up in pirate ... now i can't find where to set the language.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=change+google+to+pirate+language
https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
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by tubeswell » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:38 pm
It's all very well in Aulde Englishe Pirate langwich. What about Google for Somali pirate language? (Or would that be too topical?)
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by Enzo » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:40 am
yeah, you can tell it to become some other language, but it used to come up with a settings link that gave me a list of languages and stuff. I don;t get that now on my google screen.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Lianachan » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:58 am
Are any of you guys dead yet? We can probably start thinning out the poll options a bit, now.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Enzo » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:57 am
Oh yes, we died a couple hours ago. The very earth opened up, and we were swallowed up, wwhile lightning bolts chased us down. Kinda scary, really. But I did as the National Safety COouncil recommended, I left all the windows slightly open to alleviate any pressure differences.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Мастер » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:15 pm
The End of the World has indeed occurred, but it has been covered up.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Lance » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:13 pm
I guessw the last chance is midnight in the GMT -12 TZ. That means I still have to pack.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Enzo » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:43 pm
Normally, if something is going on out of the ordinary, our cats get a bit skittish. But for some reason today, they been just lounging around like always. With the occasional break to go knock things off the shelves and pounce on one another. This whole end of the world thing must be pretty subtle.
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by MM_Dandy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:59 pm
What a coincidence, Enzo, your cats behave exactly like my kids!
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Enzo » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:05 am
Cool. My cats are litter-trained, y'know...
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Re: December 21, 2012 - The End of the World
by Lance » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:11 am
So when is the next End of the World?
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