Help me remember

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Help me remember

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:05 am

So we see this ad on TV all the time, for a product supposed to help the memory. The key ingredient is something found in jellyfish. I have to admit, I have never had a jellyfish forget something once I told it. And as a memory aid, I do find that if I eat a jelly fish, I will never forget the experience.

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Re: Help me remember

Postby Lance » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:13 am

I was taking something for a while that is derived from the saliva of the Gila Monster lizard.

My question is, how the hell do they know?

Researcher 1: "Let's inject this guy with lizard spit and see what happens."
Researcher 2: "Hey look, his blood sugar went down."

How do they determine what these exotic compounds will do?
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Re: Help me remember

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:15 am

The State of New York somehow remembered they had the power to take these guys to court over bogus claims.


Yeah, I figure a bunch of guys were sitting around eating jellyfish, and realized how much their memories were improving.
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