8/25 Prophet Yahweh Speaks

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Postby Lance » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:54 pm

Found on GLP:

Prophet Yahweh wrote:Dear pystudents and pyufos,

Immediately after KTNV ABC TV-13 broadcasted the news segment featuring me calling down UFOs, the "men in black" UFO police called me.

They continue to do so until this day.

Since then, they have been monitoring all my telephone calls.

Also, it appears that they are following me even to different states.

Last night, about 2:45 AM, I was contacted by them again.

Once again, they called and started telling me what I had been talking about over the phone just 3 hours before they called.

Not only that, but they tied in things I talked about several days earlier.

They mentioned the mob and my body being found in a tar pit or garbage landfill.

They said that they have been observing me and insinuated that I leave the state of Nevada and do my summonings or else.

Then, they said that I would see them soon.

Surprisingly, they revealed to me that the reason why the Las Vegas media abandoned me was because they called them and demanded that they not document anymore of my summonings.

The reason why I am sending you all this message is because they told me to tell the people on my list all they said to me.

So, I decided to do just that.

Here is a link to a 30 minute mp3 audio clip for you to listen to about my conversation with them:

http://bloginservice.onlinestoragesolut ... 252005.mp3

Yours In YAHWEH´s Magnificent Name,

Prophet Yahweh
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Postby Cl1mh4224rd » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:55 pm

Geez... it took him this long to come up that? Then again, the surest way to grab the attention of the kooks is to claim that the government is threatening you personally. They love that sort of thing...
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Postby Lance » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:42 pm

Cl1mh4224rd wrote:---the surest way to grab the attention of the kooks is to claim that the government is threatening you personally...


Oh, the idea you just gave me...

Dear GLPers;

I'm sorry. You were right all along.

As many of you know, I have the website Illuminati-R-Us. This was supposed to be a place for the debunkers to hang out. But it seems, we really were getting too close to the truth.

I have just received a visit from some unidentified gentlemen threatening me with bodily harm if I continue to operate the Illuminati-R-Us web site as I have been. They suggested that there are things happening that I should stop drawing attention to if I know what was good for me and my family. I was told that "things need to happen the way they need to happen".

I didn't really believe them at first, and I asked about GLP. They told me that "GLP is being handled in it's own way" and asked "haven't you been noticing the changes there?" Well, that got me thinking because, it sure does get weird around here sometimes. Don't you think?

I decided I am NOT going to take down my web site, Illuminati-R-Us however. They are NOT going to silence the truth. We will FIGHT them as long as we can.

GLP and Illuminati-R-Us: Standing Together for TRUTH!!!

Sincerely,
Lying BABB Maggot™


Well? What do you think?
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:30 pm

It sounds great.

Too bad it'll disappear... :evil:
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Postby azazul » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:00 am

Was it deleted? I went looking for it, but could not find it.
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:02 am

I didn't post it yet. I'll save it for next time I want to get banned.

Oh, I know. I'll post it right before I head for SF/SD in October. That way I'll be unbanned by the time I get back and MM_Dandy and I will have something to laugh about over that beer we're finally going to share.
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