Chattanooga Men Say They May Have found "Bigfoot"

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Chattanooga Men Say They May Have found "Bigfoot"

Postby The Beer Slayer » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:52 pm

http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/ar ... mgID=21522

2 Chattanooga Men Say They May Have Landed "Bigfoot"

Say Hulking Furry Figure Is On Video Shot In Remote New Mexico
posted September 28, 2007

Two Chattanoogans say they may have bagged the mythical "Bigfoot".

Lindsay Lemmon and Austin McGee said after returning from a trip out west, they found that video shot out the window along I-40 in New Mexico has a glimpse of what appears to be a hulking furry figure walking.

Mr. Lemmon, a local contractor who specializes in historic homes, said, "I'm still skeptical, but it does look like a figure to me. If it was a prank, then it was awfully hot and it was out in the middle of nowhere."

Mr. McGee, who shot the footage, is much more positive. He said, "I believe it whole-heartedly. Every time I look at it on the VCR I see a figure with real long arms hanging below the knees. He is walking and swinging those arms."

He said a close examination of the figure reveals "a tan round face."

Mr. Lemmon, who went to Las Vegas for filming of a Discovery Channel show on drag racing, has contacted his CPA and is in the process of getting all rights to the video.

Mr. Austin said he contacted two groups that specialize in Bigfoot lore - one from Atlanta and another from Texas. He said, "They were ready to come to my house right then. They were freaking out. They were trying all sorts of ways to get to see it."

Mr. Lemmon said they plan to release the video after the copyright is in place.

He said they do not want to release the exact location in New Mexico, though they believe they can pinpoint it from a town sign that is earlier in the video. Also, an old abandoned shack is seen near "Bigfoot".

Both men said they did not see the figure while they were passing by that spot in remote New Mexico. Mr. Lemmon was driving and Mr. McGee had the camcorder dangling out the window.

Mr. McGee said his sister noticed the figure when she was looking at what he had shot. She said, "Whoa, what's that?"

Mr. Lemmon said afterwards that Mr. McGee, who works restoring old houses for him, called and exclaimed, "We caught Bigfoot."

A local technician who transferred the video to a DVD said the figure "could be a horse. But when you see it you think immediately of the famous Patterson video of Bigfoot."

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Postby Lance » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:28 am

Finally!

The proof we've all been craving is at hand.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:35 pm

Hey that does kind of look like a horse! (Partially hidden behind the foliage anyway.)
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Postby Lance » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:43 pm

Not hidden...

Just image you're slightly to the left of the South end of a North-bound horse.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:44 pm

Sure, and when the video is released you people will probably say the arms swinging back and forth are actually the horse's tail.
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:10 am

Bigfoot hunters beware: most Bigfoot are gay; that's why they are so rare. Never go bigfoot hunting without some means of defense.
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:19 am

Does anyone else think this sounds fishy. They drive from LV to Tenn. with a camcorder dangling out the window and just happen to catch a Bigfoot? Going at least 65-70 mph on I-40 what are the chances of getting enough video to really say that what you saw was a bf? As they say on the bf boards: Blobsquatch.
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:38 am

http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/nm-bigfoot-2

Sounds like people on Cryptomundo aren't too impressed, but there are always people who hold out hope that this is the real thing. Round tan face? Sounds like a horses arse to me.
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:23 pm

Lance wrote:Not hidden...

Just image you're slightly to the left of the South end of a North-bound horse.


I suspect there is a horses' ass involved somewhere in this story ...
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Postby Lance » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:08 pm

Yeah, at least one.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:37 pm

What kind of plant is that, anyway? I'm not sure that I've ever seen anything quite like that. To me, it looks as though (assuming that the brown blob is part of a horse) the horse is immediately behind it, making the plant a good 8 to 9 feet tall. Add another 6-18 inches if the brown blob is bigfoot.

Edit: My estimations for the plant size are based on comparisons to estimates for heights of an adult horse (between 5' and 5' 6" to the top of the haunches) or bigfoot (between 6' and 6' 6").
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