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Moon Hoax

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:39 am

As everyone knows, between 1969 and 1972, the United States faked six successful moon landing missions and one failed moon landing mission. Video footage and photographs from what are allegedly the lunar surface were taken in a studio in Area 51.

But there's something that bothers me. Here is one of the photos allegedly from the surface of the moon.

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As you can see, the flag is flapping in the breeze. But since there is no air on the moon, this is clear evidence that the photo was taken here on earth.

But the thing that bothers me - anyone who has ever seen a flag flapping in the breeze will surely notice that, to get a flag moving like that one, you need a pretty stiff wind.

So I'm wondering why the astronot, the director, the cameraman, the lighting people, etc., aren't getting sandblasted by all the "lunar soil" that would surely be whipping around in this fierce breeze?

I know these hoaxers are diabolically clever, and this is proof of that. But does anyone know how they did it?
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby Arneb » Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:45 am

Easy. They used an airblade aimed at the camera from just outside the frame. The wind hit the flag, but nothing ekse.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:05 am

If you want a moon hoax done right, get a German to do it.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby Arneb » Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:04 am

As Master Faker Sturmbannführer Wernher von Braun would proudly assert.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby g-one » Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:33 pm

I like how they also faked a 'failure' just to get everyone to buy in. Genius.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby tubeswell » Sun Sep 03, 2023 3:46 am

Must've been difficult not to get the flag crumpled in all that low gravity
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby g-one » Sun Sep 03, 2023 2:49 pm

Looking again, clearly the mans feet are not on the ground. Such a poor job with the cut and paste of both the supposed astronaut and the flag makes me think they wanted us to know it was a hoax!
Must have all just been a big smokescreen/distraction to keep us from noticing something much more insidious going on at the time.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby Lance » Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:21 pm

And just look at the shadows!!! They're not all pointing in the same direction. Clearly there were multiple light sources.
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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby Lianachan » Tue Sep 05, 2023 8:25 pm

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Re: Moon Hoax

Postby g-one » Wed Sep 06, 2023 6:32 pm

Well if Cliff said it, it's indisputable. He was on Jeopardy!
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