According to the local conspiracist lunatics; Kerry is helping his fellow Boner out by giving the Reps a boost.....What do you Llamaists think???
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by Superluminal » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:41 am
I think he proved that Bush is a towering intellect compaired to Kerry. Or maybe we're all too stoopid to understand his dazzling whit.
Minnisoda gard ways in with there opiyon.
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Minnisoda gard ways in with there opiyon.
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by Enzo » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:26 am
I was listening to a local radio call in show yesterday, and even after explaining it and playing the Kerry mea culpa, the callers were still defending the troops.
No one wants to believe that Kerry meant "if you don't study hard you get US stuck in Iraq," rather than "YOU get stuck in Iraq." He left out a word in his delivery. Apparently it makes more sense to the callers that Kerry would pass up an obvious dig to make at the president just to cast a giant slur at all our armed forces.
Kerry does make mistakes speaking - the old unintended consquences. But he is not THAT stupid.
No one wants to believe that Kerry meant "if you don't study hard you get US stuck in Iraq," rather than "YOU get stuck in Iraq." He left out a word in his delivery. Apparently it makes more sense to the callers that Kerry would pass up an obvious dig to make at the president just to cast a giant slur at all our armed forces.
Kerry does make mistakes speaking - the old unintended consquences. But he is not THAT stupid.
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by Superluminal » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:34 am
He may not have meant to say it, but I believe that's what he believes.
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Kerry Idiot or Moron???
by vonmazur » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:41 pm
He is not smart, he is a typical boston irish phony, overrated by his crew and promoted by the sypathetic media....After his 1971 appearance, he went on my "Liste du Merde" forever.....After two tours in Nam I did not care for his repetition of urban myth as truth...
He also cannot understand English....."Congress shall make no law........"
This "terd" voted against the first and second amendment on several occasions, like John McCain, his socialist buddy, he does not care to defend the Constitution that the swore to uphold and defend........
If you like your money, or your property, you have to dislike this flamer from boston...
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He also cannot understand English....."Congress shall make no law........"
This "terd" voted against the first and second amendment on several occasions, like John McCain, his socialist buddy, he does not care to defend the Constitution that the swore to uphold and defend........
If you like your money, or your property, you have to dislike this flamer from boston...
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by The Beer Slayer » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:00 pm
I have no doubt that he's smart, I just think he's indecisive, prevaricating and wrong on the issues.
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by Enzo » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:18 am
Wow, so the choice was someone who looks like Lurch - and then presumably shares something with him - and someone who looks like a chimpanzee and DOES share some attributes.
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by umop ap!sdn » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:10 am
Well said. :D Calling Kerry "Lurch" (or "Herman Munster" is another one I've heard) is really no different than calling Bush "Shrub".
Not that I've never used terms like "Shrub" or "Commander in Chimp" myself.
Not that I've never used terms like "Shrub" or "Commander in Chimp" myself.
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by Bandit » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:00 am
Presumably vs DOES, eh? ... you got some liberal-dribble on your chin there Enzo. :wink:Enzo wrote:Wow, so the choice was someone who looks like Lurch - and then presumably shares something with him - and someone who looks like a chimpanzee and DOES share some attributes.
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by Enzo » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:30 am
No, that's a beard.
I just thought a little tit for tat was called for. And by the way, where can I get some of this "tat?"
Actually the "presumably" was because I was not 100% sure the implication was meant to be there, while I was sure about my own implications.
I just thought a little tit for tat was called for. And by the way, where can I get some of this "tat?"
Actually the "presumably" was because I was not 100% sure the implication was meant to be there, while I was sure about my own implications.
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by Lance » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:50 pm
Enzo wrote:tit for tat
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And by the way, where can I get some of this "tat?"
Like you already said, it's tit for tat. If you want some tat, put up some tit.
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by teri tait » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:54 pm
Bandit wrote:..and he looks like Lurch on the Addams Family :P
I think he looks like a basset hound, his skin is practically falling off his face it's so droopy. And not just a chin waggle or long ears, ALL his facial skin is heading south. Creepier than Lurch and without the cool Lurch voice.
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by Lance » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:35 pm
Enzo wrote:Lance wrote:Enzo wrote:And by the way, where can I get some of this "tat?"
If you want some tat, put up some tit.
But...but...but... I was kinda hoping to transact the other direction.
But didn't you already say you don't have any tat? Okay, here's a freebie to get you started.
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Why didn't I think of this before...
by umop ap!sdn » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:23 pm
Enzo wrote:But...but...but... I was kinda hoping to transact the other direction.
A quick search turns up several parlors in your area that sell tat. :D
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by Lance » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:35 pm
And here's one that sell tit.
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by umop ap!sdn » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:14 pm
Enzo wrote:you've been scoping my area?
No, Google and AV have.
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by Enzo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:38 am
Look closer. One short walking distance block from my business - where I am currently sitting - is one of these:
http://www.dejavu.com/
WARNING: entrance page to adult site. No porn visible, but not appropriate for work.
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