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Postby The Beer Slayer » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:39 pm

From Human Events online:

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php? ... s&id=18153

This week marks the 43rd anniversary of President John F. Kennedy’s assassination by a pro-Castro Marxist moonbat in Dallas, Tex. Well, that’s if you believe little things like photographs, eyewitnesses, spousal testimony, ballistics, fingerprints, personal history, the suspect’s pattern of assassination attempts, motive, opportunity, and an incriminating flight complete with cop killing.

For the rest of America, especially the tinfoil hat crowd, this week is the 43rd anniversary of JFK being killed by Castro, right-wing extremists opposed to Castro, Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, the mafia, the Soviets, the Elks’ Lodge, magic bullets, the second gunman, the third gunman, the grassy knoll, the Klan, the CIA, the FBI and quite possibly public television viewers like you.
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Postby Мастер » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:11 am

So, would it be fair to say, the only person not responsible for Jack Kennedy's death was Lee Harvey Oswald?
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Postby pmcolt » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:48 am

Obviously, JFK staged his own death. Think about it. Isn't it awfully convenient that it happened in public, with so many witnesses? That it was recorded photographically and on film? That they have so much evidence linking Oswald to the crime? Both the pro-conspiracy and anti-conspiracy factions are obviously involved in the greater conspiracy to cover up the fact that JFK wasn't actually killed. :roll:
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:11 am

I've never thought of that before! Brilliant

Seriously, read the whole article, it's pretty good.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:12 am

Has anyone done any real research into the obviously fake "assassination" of Oswald. That seems to be the key factor and everyone ignores it. Sheesh.
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:51 am

I should start my own conspiracy web page, then trace the IP's of posters and send them threatening letters on official-looking letterhead.
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Postby I Am He » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:30 am

It's about time I let you in on the real story of JFK's demise. You see I came across these documents that were sent to me by an ex-CIA operative, (which I cannot disclose his identity) who just so happened to know the identities of the ones behind the plot. He turned over to the me names and dates of when and where everything took place. This is a most dangerous undertaking that I'm about to do, so bare with me. You see it goes all the back to the Truman administration. Old HST himself drew up these plans, (in secret of course) that started the wheels in motion. When DDE (Ike) replaced him (HST) as President he (Ike) got wind of the plot and let his VIP (Nixon) in on it, but as you know Tricky Dick (Nixon) had some plans of his own, and that was to become the President himself. But as everyone knows that was not to be. Now JFK comes on the seen, and and started the space program that would eventually put a man on the moon. Now Tricky Dick was incensed over that. Because it was his idea in the first place. Now Tricky Dick decided to put the plans that HST had drawn up and that was modified by Ike into effect. The plan was to get in touch with the Grays. You see in 1947 in Roswell N.M. a UFO crashed ( the U.S. Government covered it up) and U.S. Government saved the lives of the occupants, who by the way were the Aliens. (Grays) Well anyway that's exactly what Trick Dick did, and he instructed them to do the dastardly deed, and so the Grays (as being beholding to the U.S. Government for saving their lives) when ahead and did the deed. They made it look like Lee Harvey Oswald did it and had Oswald removed by Jack Ruby. The Grays did it by using their superior brain power called mind control. Just incase you were wondering why the Grays were never mentioned by the media. Now I've said enough so far. By the way I was going to scan those documents and post them here, but someone has broken into my house and removed those documents and some other important papers I had in my possession that had absolute truth of the plan. I also have this feeling that I'm being followed, also at night I've been hearing Helicopter above my house. I have to sign off now, I hear someone knocking on my door.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:07 am

You don't need to capitalize "helicopter."
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Postby Lance » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:56 pm

It may be too late. I think they got him.

I wonder if HST drew up that plan too.
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Postby Superluminal » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:15 am

I just noticed that Trumans initials are the same as the Hubble Space Telescope :shock: . Does anyone here honestly believe that is a coincidence?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:38 am

Superluminal wrote:I just noticed that Trumans initials are the same as the Hubble Space Telescope :shock: . Does anyone here honestly believe that is a coincidence?


Not only that, but the 41st and 43rd presidents of the united states have the same first and last initials. Coincidence?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:02 am

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Postby azazul » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:22 pm

So let me get this straight, the hubble space telescope killed JFK?
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Postby Superluminal » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:41 am

No, Truman authorized the HST. Oswald used it as a rifle scope to aim his rifle, how else could he hit a moving target at that range.
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Postby Duncan Kunz » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:03 pm

you guys are a bunch of jurks you dont know who i am because i have not posted here in over a year but i am an expert on chemtrails and Harrp and I can tell you tht Kennedy was getting reaty to Pull the PLUG on chemtrails and harrp as well as the rockfellor federal reverse which is why they had him killed if you don't believe this it is becouse you have not done your reserch and the proof is allover the internet but Im not going to do your homework for you and also he was gong to tell the truth about the grays and the underground bases in dulse new mecixo to. i dont know why you people try to debunk the TRUTH but when it does come out and the american People rise up in righteous RATH you and all your debunker friends I mean FEINDS LOL will all be hanging for traiters and I know this bgcause i am an expert on chemtrails and harrp.

you cant cover up the TURTH!!!!
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Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:07 pm

Hi Duncan, welcome back. I joined and made 4502 posts since you last posted here. . .
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Postby Lance » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:14 pm

Baited and cast. Now we wait...
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:45 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I joined and made 4502 posts since you last posted here. . .


I made twice that plus some. :P

You know, not to gloat or anything...
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Postby I Am He » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:38 am

You're an expert on what?? Chemtrails?? What the hell are Chemtrails?? Do they have something to do with tracking criminals?? You know the Chemical Sent that they leave behind themselves when they flee a crime??

HAARP?? Is that a new kind of a Musical Instrument or are you an Expert on Domineering Women. Either way it's not the right spelling.
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Postby Arneb » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:41 pm

What's the TURTH, by the way? Is that how you spell turd in Arizona?
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Postby teri tait » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:13 am

Duncan Kunz wrote:you cant cover up the TURTH!!!!


Just like Mulder always said:
"The TURTH is out there. . ." :-

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Postby Enzo » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:18 am

Now everyone just calm down. We don't need another Turth War.
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Postby Lance » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:11 pm

Enzo wrote:We don't need another Turth War.

Excuse me Enzo, but this is my place. I'll decide if there are going to be any Turth Wars or not.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:34 am

Bite me, Camel Boy, or you'll be spitting out a mouth full of turth.
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Postby Lance » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:17 pm

Oh yeah?!?!?

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