The President Elect of Iran. I know who he is.

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The President Elect of Iran. I know who he is.

Postby twinstead » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:20 pm

I suspect that the President Elect of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is actually Canadian actor Kevin McDonald of Kids in the Hall fame, with a beard:

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I also believe that our government knows about it, and is conspiring with the Canadian government to cover up the defection of a Canadian citizen.

What lengths will our evil government go to deceive us?
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Postby Lance » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:16 pm

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Postby gillianren » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:24 pm

I was once in the Parliament building in BC, and they were showing us this massive picture of QEII and Prince Philip, and I said, "wow. she really does look like Scott Thompson." tour guide looks at me and says, "I know!"

in short, I'm really good at getting tour guides to say things they probably shouldn't.
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Postby Candy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:24 pm

He'll have them dressing in drag in no time! :wink:
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