Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:27 am**

*ahem*...again. Superluminal, you're slacking buddy.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179242-2,00.html

Seems one man involved was responsible for a previous hoax of strange similarity.

:P

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:34 am**

Maybe I'm skeptical, but it looks a gorilla suit stuffed into a freezer. Also, "the real Bigfoot hunter" Tom Biscardi, has almost 0 credibility in the BF research community. So that tells you about how far, I think this story is going to go.

Thanks for the heads up DS, There hasn't been much happening in the
BF world lately.

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:15 pm**

Yeah. I will await the results of the DNA tests with modest interest.

Say, if Jimmy Hoffa was wandering, lost in the woods, for 33 years without a razor ... nah.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:15 am**

Well, It seems BF is part human or 96% possum.

http://newsmax.com/us/bigfoot_dna_nelso ... 22536.html

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:00 pm**

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

Okay, so Bigfoot is a chimera. I'm down with that.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:52 pm**

An opossum is a marsupial about the size of a house cat.

Obviously, they've never seen some of the possums I have, or else they've got some damned big housecats.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:09 am**

Oh, I don't know...I have a 25 lb. house cat, bigger than most of the possums I've seen. But he's cuter, in a great dane-thinks-it's-a-lap-dog kind of way. He's hefty and persistent enough to force open our bedroom door when it is latched.

Anyway, I can't recall ever seeing a possum play dead. They can be rather feisty, and hold their own against most things their size or even a little bigger. The cats on my folks' farm always gave them wide berth. But then again, out of all the cats I've ever known, only one wasn't a coward.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:02 pm**

Ain't too many cats'll take on a possum. Dogs, though--they don't have the brains to be skeered of 'em. At least mine don't. So I find dead possums all the time, in my yard.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:13 am**

Possums freeze so you won't notice them. Doesn;t work out so well when they are trying to stare down a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To show the possums it was possible.

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Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:37 pm**

What. Were. They. Thinking ???

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoo ... index.html

The Bigfoot in the freezer is made of rubber, a Web posting asserted Tuesday.

The initial promoter of two hikers' claim that they found the body of Bigfoot in Georgia said he has determined that the discovery was a hoax.

The body turned out to be rubber, and the two men who claimed that they found it, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, have admitted that it was a costume, said a posting Tuesday on the Web sites of Searching for Bigfoot Inc. and Squatchdetective.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:33 pm**

he has determined that the discovery was a hoax.

Imagine that.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:12 pm**

And I had so much hope for this one. *sigh* I'm crushed.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:07 am**

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-ge ... oot.Claim/

Damn! I was hoping for some Enzo-made Bigfoot Chili!

Scott

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:21 am**

Give me a moment to remove my shoe, and I can convert some for you...

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:06 pm**

I think I'm gonna be sick ...

Scott

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:28 pm**

Enzo wrote:Give me a moment to remove my shoe, and I can convert some for you...

No, no, no. That would be toe jam, and we don't have any toast on which to spread it.

Wait, I just looked, and I do have some store-bought English muffins, though.