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Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Postby Lance » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:03 pm

Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Just look at: sky-watch.blogspot.com.

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Steve Shaman - Skywatch wrote:It appears that the recent photo taken from New Zealand on August6,05 is depicting a rather large anomaly off to the immediate right of the Sun. Inverted Imaging further establishes the probable presence of a large object in front of the Sun engulfed in a tremendous field of dust. The Planet is expected to become more visible as it escapes the solar magnetic field and then proceeds in a sling orbit closer to the Earth.


That "thing" has been in a "stationary orbit" for a few years now, hasn't it?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:17 pm

Looks like a cloud to me, but hey, what do I know...
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Postby Mr. Manly » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:36 pm

You beat me to it KOS. You can look at the original photo and see it's a cloud. These folks get more desperate by the hour.
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:53 pm

But it can't be a cloud...

That would be too sane and normal.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:16 pm

BTW, is it safe to look into the sun on your computer monitor? :D
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:06 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:BTW, is it safe to look into the sun on your computer monitor? :D


Of course. Why wouldn't it be?

Haven't you ever heard of Sun Gazing?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:37 pm

Lance wrote:Haven't you ever heard of Sun Gazing?


I must confess I had not. Look at all the things I am learning here...
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:53 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Lance wrote:Haven't you ever heard of Sun Gazing?


I must confess I had not. Look at all the things I am learning here...


Yuppers...

You just store the ole' Sun's energy right there in your brain and you can go without food for years. Just think of the savings on the grocery bills.

I wonder if the moon works too, for midnight snacks.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:38 pm

Hmm, damaged retinas = no more hunger? Guess we can establish then where all the energy goes from the food we eat. :D

We use about 6%-12% of our brain's capacity

This is utter baloney; the visual cortex alone is bigger than that and we certainly use all of it.
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:40 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Hmm, damaged retinas = no more hunger?

No no, this not only won't harm your eyes, it will cure them if they're already damaged.

Hira Ratan Manek wrote:If there is a problem of macular degeneration, Shri Manek suggests to do the following modified exercise: Look at the sun for a second or so. Then close your eyes and “see” the image of the sun in the “third eye” (ajna chakra – middle of the eyebrows). Keep focusing on this mental image as long as it persists. When the image goes away, open the eyes and just look at the sun once again, and then repeat the process (focus on the image with closed eyes). Repeat a third time. Do this until the image persists for about 5-6 minutes. At this time, the macular problem will be healed, and then you can do the regular practice.


There's another web site: Solar Healing Center


It's been cloudy here all day with thunder storms on and off. Not much Sun at all. Guess it's that big juicy Porterhouse tonight after all. (Yeah, really. I'm a big fan of dead cows.)
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Re: Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Postby Cl1mh4224rd » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:37 pm

Lance wrote:Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Just look at: sky-watch.blogspot.com.

Heh. I left a comment...
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Re: Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Postby Lance » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:55 pm

Cl1mh4224rd wrote:
Lance wrote:Wow... There really is something weird by the Sun.

Just look at: sky-watch.blogspot.com.

Heh. I left a comment...


Oh yeah?

Would it be this one?

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Or the "r.lange" one?

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:06 pm

I hope it's the r.lange one. :D

Then again, if it's the deleted one and it's something that can be reposted here, we'd get to read both of them.... two comments for the price of one. :D
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Postby Мастер » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:24 pm

Well, the personal information if you click on "r. lange" does seem to match the profile here, as far as I can tell...
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:37 pm

Ah, okay...

I thought maybe Cl1mh4224rd posted something that the guy deleted right away. Kind of like they do on Nancy's End of Days message board.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:44 pm

Lance wrote:Ah, okay...

I thought maybe Cl1mh4224rd posted something that the guy deleted right away. Kind of like they do on Nancy's End of Days message board.


It does say it is deleted by the author. But in any event, if they are deleting critical posts, I think they would delete the first one also :D
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:46 pm

Good point...

I guess I hadn't had enough coffee yet when I first read that this morning.
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Postby Cl1mh4224rd » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:13 am

Yes, I'm R.Lange. I accidentally double-posted my comment and removed the second copy.
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