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Look For Bigfoot, While Surfing the Net

Postby Superluminal » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:56 am

Figure it would be just a matter of time before someone would come up with something like this. :roll:

http://waitingforbigfoot.com/feed.php
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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:11 pm

You laugh now, but what will you say when a big, hairy, half-human creature stands there waving at the camera? And I don't mean Khrushchev's Other Shoe either.
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Postby Superluminal » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:16 pm

I won't say anything, I'll be too busy looking for the zipper. :)
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Postby Мастер » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:01 pm

Lance wrote:You laugh now, but what will you say when a big, hairy, half-human creature stands there waving at the camera? And I don't mean Khrushchev's Other Shoe either.


Excuse me?
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Postby Lance » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:20 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Lance wrote:You laugh now, but what will you say when a big, hairy, half-human creature stands there waving at the camera? And I don't mean Khrushchev's Other Shoe either.


Excuse me?


Sorry. It sounded funny a couple of days ago...
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Postby Мастер » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:22 pm

Lance wrote:Sorry. It sounded funny a couple of days ago...


Funny? No, when I retaliate, that will be funny... :D

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Postby Candy » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:18 pm

I see a gal with a dot on her forehead, is she Indian? :P

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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:23 am

Didn't see anything naughty, but if I see BF, I'll be looking for the zipper of the cheap suit the hoaxer'll be wearing. :lol:
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:01 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Funny? No, when I retaliate, that will be funny... :D

Sleep soundly, if you can!


I'm getting ready to go do that...


<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the bed>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the closet>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the stairs>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe up on the shelf>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the basement>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe on window ledge>


Okay, no Khrushchev's Other Shoe anywhere to be found...

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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:35 am

Lance wrote:<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the bed>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the closet>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the stairs>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe up on the shelf>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the basement>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe on window ledge>


Okay, no Khrushchev's Other Shoe anywhere to be found...

Good night all.


Did you check behind the sofa? Hee hee...
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:41 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Lance wrote:<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the bed>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the closet>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe under the stairs>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe up on the shelf>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe in the basement>

<Checks for Khrushchev's Other Shoe on window ledge>


Okay, no Khrushchev's Other Shoe anywhere to be found...

Good night all.


Did you check behind the sofa? Hee hee...


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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:47 am

I like this website:

http://www.expage.com/page/bigfoot89

Addressing the possibility that some bigfoot sightings might be bears, it states that this has been disproven, and gives three reasons, the best of which is:

Plus people can tell a bear from a Bigfoot.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:51 am

Here is a website describing how bigfoot has become a protected species:

http://www.fb.org/views/focus/fo96/fo0304.html

Best quote:

Mythical creatures need protection too.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:59 am

Lance wrote:Our rottweilers sleep behind the sofa. If you're there, you're probably no longer there.


See the "Threat to Dogs" section:

http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_FAQ.asp?id=659
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Postby Candy » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:51 pm

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I never really noticed this before, but why does Big Foot have "Pamela Anderson" size man boobs? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:04 pm

I believe Mr. Patterson (who shot the film from which this picture is taken) claims that this is a female bigfoot. It could also be that it is Pamela Anderson wearing the suit...
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Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:02 am

Superluminal wrote:I won't say anything, I'll be too busy looking for the zipper. :)


Don't be ridiculous. Bigfoots don't have zippers. They use velcro :D

From your lat/lon, it looks like you are right around Texarkana?
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Postby Candy » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 am

A man in monkey drag. :lol:
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Postby ToSeek » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:13 pm

Not long after SETI@home started, there was a website devoted to "Yeti@home". But it doesn't seem to exist any more.
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:53 pm

ToSeek wrote:Not long after SETI@home started, there was a website devoted to "Yeti@home". But it doesn't seem to exist any more.


Is it this one?

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Postby Superluminal » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:10 am

KOS Wrote
From your lat/lon, it looks like you are right around Texarkana?


Yep, I'm about 30 miles north of where the Boggy Creek monster prowls. When Candy comes down for the star party, I'm hoping to have her picture taken with a big faceless sillouette of the monster on the side of the road.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:11 am

Superluminal wrote:Yep, I'm about 30 miles north of where the Boggy Creek monster prowls. When Candy comes down for the star party, I'm hoping to have her picture taken with a big faceless sillouette of the monster on the side of the road.


Never heard of this one, but looking forward to the picture :D
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Postby Candy » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:25 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Superluminal wrote:Yep, I'm about 30 miles north of where the Boggy Creek monster prowls. When Candy comes down for the star party, I'm hoping to have her picture taken with a big faceless sillouette of the monster on the side of the road.


Never heard of this one, but looking forward to the picture :D

I saw it in a PM, it's spooky! Just kidding. :lol:
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Postby Superluminal » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:26 am

Ever see the movie "Legend of Boggy Creek"? B grade movie, horrible acting, but some decent nature photography.
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Postby Candy » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:39 am

Superluminal wrote:Ever see the movie "Legend of Boggy Creek"? B grade movie, horrible acting, but some decent nature photography.


B grade with those mammary glands? :wink:
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