Two Bigfeets Contained in Oklahoma

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Two Bigfeets Contained in Oklahoma

Postby Superluminal » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:40 pm

http://press.arrivenet.com/ent/article.php/641684.html

Well, how do you all think this is going to play out? Will it be an historic event, or will they conveniantly excape back into the wild leaving us with more controversial video and photos to argue about for the next 30 years?
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Postby Lance » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Interesting... I'd like to see something come out of this for a change.

Or is it just another "I have proof that I'm not going to share because then EVERYONE will know" story?

Leigh claims that the full name of the Sasquatch is "Yeti Sasquatch Bigfoot Junior."

Junior?
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Postby Мастер » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:53 pm

I think one could make a reasonable case for the plural of "bigfoot" being either "bigfoots" or "bigfeet," but "bigfeets" sounds pretty strange to my ear.

Probably the filmmakers will want to protect the privacy of these very shy creatures...
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Postby Eroica » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:25 pm

Lance wrote:Interesting... I'd like to see something come out of this for a change.

Start your stopwatches: I'm holding my breath ... n-n-n-n-now! :D
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:26 pm

Lance wrote:Interesting... I'd like to see something come out of this for a change.


It doesn't look good...
Leigh made reference to the "Sundance Indy (or Indie) Film Institute" as being the governing body behind the interview requests, and The "X" Zone tried to contact them for a comment, we could not find them. We then tried to contact Ghost Shield Studios and could not find a listing for them on the internet or in an Oklahoma telephone directory.

The American Indian Film Institute and Sundance Institute were contacted and they had not heard of the "Sundance Indy (or Indie) Film Institute or Ghost Shield Studios.
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:28 pm

Eroica wrote:
Lance wrote:Interesting... I'd like to see something come out of this for a change.

Start your stopwatches: I'm holding my breath ... n-n-n-n-now! :D


*pokes with stick* :shock:

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Postby Lance » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:02 pm

Eroica wrote:
Lance wrote:Interesting... I'd like to see something come out of this for a change.

Start your stopwatches: I'm holding my breath ... n-n-n-n-now! :D


*sigh*

No, I am not a believer in bigfoot though my comment may have made it sound that way.

But at the same time, I don't believe everything that can be discovered has already been discovered.
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Postby neocracker » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:06 am

...are they sure they haven't grabbed a couple from Perry, Oklahoma?
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:39 am

A couple of what? Some places in OK, it may be hard to tell the differance between a BF and the average mountain man.
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Postby neocracker » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:50 am

Well...considering some of the out-of-the-way places in Oklahoma (I used to fly the plane between Tulsa and East Texas), I wouldn't be surprised that there's a couple of primitives in the mountains (yes, there are mountains in Oklahoma). One in particular was a pretty good airplane trap - Rich Mountain - used to be until they changed the VOR designation from Page VOR to Rich Mountain VOR. Silly FAA put a VOR too close to that one.

Considering some of the people I've met in Oklahoma (I lived there from 1974 to 1978 and from 2001 to 2004), some of the locals look like direct descendents. :D

Look at me making comments - I live in Georgia now!
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:17 am

You flew into Mena? You were'nt there when VP Bush and Clinton were smoking dope on the runway during the 80's? :D
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Postby neocracker » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:25 am

Superluminal wrote:You flew into Mena? You were'nt there when VP Bush and Clinton were smoking dope on the runway during the 80's? :D


Nah, they wouldn't let me land in Mena. They told just to drop the "package" as I flew over.

Just kidding.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:45 am

neocracker wrote:
Superluminal wrote:You flew into Mena? You were'nt there when VP Bush and Clinton were smoking dope on the runway during the 80's? :D


Nah, they wouldn't let me land in Mena. They told just to drop the "package" as I flew over.

Just kidding.


OK, now this talk is about GHWB and Bill Clinton smoking dope in Oklahoma, in a thread called Two Bigfeets Contained in Oklahoma. Just what are you saying about these two? :D
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:33 am

Old unconfirmed rumors. During the 80's the CIA was flying guns out of the air port in Mena Ark. to the Contras in central America. Supposedly, before all this got started, VPOTUS Bush flew into Mena and met with then Gov. Clinton to negotiate the use of the airport by the CIA. Part of the deal was that in return for use of the airport, the CIA would smuggle drugs into Arkansas. The deal was sealed by the two smoking a joint together.

Would someone post this under a thread about Bigfoot, if it weren't true?
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Postby Мастер » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:40 am

I was wondering if Bush and Clinton were being called "Bigfeets"...
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:40 am

It may explain why the two of them get along so well together. Considering the trouncing Clinton gave the elder Bush.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:50 am

There are other instances of this phenomenon. Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter appear to be good friends...
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:58 am

Can't find the link now. But, guess what? There were no Bigfoot in captivity. It was all a hoax! If you can't trust a BF researcher, who can you trust? :roll:
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Postby Мастер » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:26 am

Superluminal wrote:There were no Bigfoot in captivity. It was all a hoax!


Imagine that.
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Postby Lance » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:57 pm

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Postby Damien » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:25 am

In fact they were my Aunty Bob and Uncle Gertrude on holiday - ugly mugs
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Postby I Am He » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:41 am

How can anyone say it was a Hoax?? Was anyone of you there when the capture took place?? No you weren't, so there. And was anyone of you Critics there when they were going to bring it in for testing and he escaped?? Noo. Not one of you were there. Now show me your proof that it was a HoaX. I know you Disinfo Agents. You're not fooling me for one second.
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Postby Damien » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:57 am

Aunty Bob and Uncle Gertrude escaped??? AGAIN??????????
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