Hurricane Katrina is a hoax

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Hurricane Katrina is a hoax

Postby Animal » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:44 am

In point of fact, Hurricane Katrina did not cause the devastation to the Gulf states. Look back at any weather watch channel and you will clearly see that Katrina was only Category 1 or 2 every time hit hit land. The whole Category 5 nonsense was because the Gulf oil producers needed an excuse to cut production.

Another thing to remember: New Orleans survived the hurricane just fine. All hell didn't break loose until two levees failed. Levees which have been there forever all of a sudden fail? I don't think so.
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Postby Superluminal » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:38 am

Actually, its a French conspiracy. See, N.O. was originally a French colony. The French built it there because they knew what would happen. After the La. Purchase, they laughed all the way to the bank. So, therefore we should invade France, and send all the homeless to Paris.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:40 am

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Postby Lance » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:26 pm

I could have sworn someone said "pull it" about one of the levees...
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Postby twinstead » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:30 pm

Lance wrote:I could have sworn someone said "pull it" about one of the levees...


Oh, sorry, that was me. And, I was saying "pull my finger", but most people were too preoccupied with that whole hurricane thing to notice.
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Postby Lance » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:21 pm

twinstead wrote:
Lance wrote:I could have sworn someone said "pull it" about one of the levees...


Oh, sorry, that was me. And, I was saying "pull my finger", but most people were too preoccupied with that whole hurricane thing to notice.


That must have been it...

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Postby Conley Powell » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:09 pm

Speaking of hoaxes...if the Holocaust was a hoax, and we all know that it was, then how do we know that World War II itself wasn't a hoax? TPTB obviously had a number of excellent reasons for staging such a hoax. I wasn't involved in the War (not having been alive at the time), and probably none of the rest of you were either.
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Postby Animal » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:48 pm

Conley Powell wrote:Speaking of hoaxes...if the Holocaust was a hoax, and we all know that it was, then how do we know that World War II itself wasn't a hoax? TPTB obviously had a number of excellent reasons for staging such a hoax. I wasn't involved in the War (not having been alive at the time), and probably none of the rest of you were either.


You are only half correct. In fact, WWII was not nearly as bad as has been made out. The whole thing was staged by FDR and other world leaders in order to bring the US and Europe out of the Depression.
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Postby Superluminal » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:14 pm

Shows how much you know animal. It was staged to cover-up the fact that FDR was in a wheelchair.
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Postby I Am He » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:28 am

You are only partly right, Animal. This is the real reason:

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however, I do believe that explosive charges were pre-planted during the ´repair´ and detonated to cause the levee to break.


Do not forget the pre-meditaive traits of the Predators in the WH. This entire event and it´s aftermath were carefully crafted by BushCo as a HOSTILE Land Grab and to set precedents that will Shock n Awe for decades if not stopped now.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:35 pm

One word:
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Postby Conley Powell » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:58 pm

Of course They used micro-nukes, MM Dandy. (It's "micro", not "mini.) That goes without saying!
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Postby Мастер » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:01 pm

Conley Powell wrote:Of course They used micro-nukes, MM Dandy. (It's "micro", not "mini.) That goes without saying!


So if nukes are evolving as computers did (since they got started around the same time), the next stage would be a pocket-nuke, or handheld-nuke, right?
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Postby Conley Powell » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:03 pm

Don't you know about the dreaded "red mercury", Krushchev's Other Shoe?
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Postby Мастер » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:07 pm

Conley Powell wrote:Don't you know about the dreaded "red mercury", Krushchev's Other Shoe?


'fraid not...
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Postby Conley Powell » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:10 pm

Then you have a treat in store, KOS. Look it up on Rense.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:25 pm

Conley Powell wrote:Then you have a treat in store, KOS. Look it up on Rense.


Wow.
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