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The end of the world - nothing less will do

Postby Enzo » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:40 am

Ah geez, the end of the world is coming. And I have to tell you I am having a hard time keeping up with the shifting dates. I does get easier each time as I have less and less when it comes to giving away all my posessions. I mean I am down to a piece of string and some moldy cheeze. Stuff stinks.

Fortunately, someone has come along to keep track of it all for me. For you too. In fact, if you want, you can sign up and they will email you every time the world is about to end. Pretty handy.

The National Safety Council recommends leaving your windows slightly open, and pack an extra change of clothing...

So that's the End of the World, mark it on your calendar... and here... and here... oh yes, and here...

http://www.rowdydow.co.uk/eotw/
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:10 am

lol
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Postby Мастер » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:27 pm

LMAO

Have Graham Norton's show on the television right now, and he has actual questions people have asked at some on-line forum (not this one).

One of them was, how can the world be ending in 2012, when I have a yoghurt that expires in 2013?
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Postby Arneb » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:36 am

Good to know next year will be quiet end-of-the-world wise.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:02 am

So KLA2, has the world ended over there? It hasn't over here.
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Postby KLA2 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:07 am

Mactep wrote:So KLA2, has the world ended over there? It hasn't over here.


See my reply in "Random Comments".

I used my incredible 6,666 evil x 6 powers to stop it. Which powers, this post ends. :cry:

No, you should probably not thank me. Though a shower of virgins would be nice. :lol:
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Re: The end of the world - nothing less will do

Postby KLA2 » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:36 am

Enzo wrote:Ah geez, the end of the world is coming. And I have to tell you I am having a hard time keeping up with the shifting dates. I does get easier each time as I have less and less when it comes to giving away all my posessions. I mean I am down to a piece of string and some moldy cheeze. Stuff stinks.

Fortunately, someone has come along to keep track of it all for me. For you too. In fact, if you want, you can sign up and they will email you every time the world is about to end. Pretty handy.

The National Safety Council recommends leaving your windows slightly open, and pack an extra change of clothing...

So that's the End of the World, mark it on your calendar... and here... and here... oh yes, and here...

http://www.rowdydow.co.uk/eotw/


Sorry I overlooked this.

Can I have the piece of string? :lol:
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Postby wring » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:35 pm

Sorry, but the kitten took it (along with a styrofoam peanut and one of my socks).
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:17 am

wring wrote:Sorry, but the kitten took it (along with a styrofoam peanut and one of my socks).


:( :lol:
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