What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Miscellaneous hoaxes, conspiracies and all around bad things not covered elsewhere.

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:11 am

Lance wrote:I was more worried about an extraterrestrial spacecraft wormhole opening up under my bed.


Well that might happen. I'd move into a hotel out of town, and least for a few days.
They call me Mr Celsius!
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 23929
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:17 am

Мастер wrote:Don't worry, I don't think it crashed so hard that it is burrowing through the earth and about to come up in your back garden.

That is what they want you to not think!
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 107531
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:20 am

"Speaking at a daily news briefing in Kuala Lumpur, Transport Minister Hishammuddin Hussein confirmed the missing airliner had been carrying wooden pallets, but said there was no connection yet to a reported Australian sighting of pallets floating in the search zone."
Yeah, beacause no-one has ever chucked a pallet off a freighter.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 107531
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby Arneb » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:29 pm

Proof positive! NOBODY has a reason to use pallets except MH370. They used it to support the sooper sekrit laser beam wapon they were illegally transporting for the NSA.
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem
User avatar
Arneb
Moderator
Moderator
German Medical Dude
God of All Things IT
 
Posts: 70003
Joined: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: Potsdam, Germany

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:19 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:"Speaking at a daily news briefing in Kuala Lumpur, Transport Minister Hishammuddin Hussein confirmed the missing airliner had been carrying wooden pallets, but said there was no connection yet to a reported Australian sighting of pallets floating in the search zone."
Yeah, beacause no-one has ever chucked a pallet off a freighter.



Good heavens! There's probably enough pallets in the ocean to reforest New England. I wonder if they've sighted any of the water that was on board, yet?
User avatar
MM_Dandy
Moderator
Moderator
King of Obscurity
 
Posts: 4927
Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 9:02 pm
Location: Canton, SD, USA

Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?

Postby tubeswell » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:36 pm

They should drop more wooden pellets into the ocean so that when planes crash or boats sink, people have something to cling to. (Or at least an idea to cling to.)
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
User avatar
tubeswell
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
 
Posts: 324861
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:51 am
Location: 129th in-line to the Llama Throne (after the last purge)

Previous

Return to Conspiracy Theories and Hoaxes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron