Illuminati-R-Us

Maybe "the muslims used a catapult to hit the plane with an old extinguished meteorite" like Emily Bailey suggests? "How about that?" she asks (in a way that seems to precious to be true).

(Seems like the appropriate forum to start this line of speculation)

This is from the comments section. Emily Bailey suggested that the aeroplane might have been hit by a meteorite. Although she did not specify, I imagine this meteorite was supposed to be coming from the sky, not the ground.

The bit about a meteorite being catapulted from the ground by Muslims was a sarcastic response by someone else, and included the "How about that?" question.

I read some of the comments, and it's quite possible that Emily Bailey is one of the more sensible ones.

Indeed

From the comments section of this page.

Has anybody ever wonder could it been taken away by Aliens in a space ship as big as a football field? Think, a plane can't just disappear in the air just like that.

Yeah - just think about it.

Think about it... now stop.

But it is possible.

Yeah, prove it didn't happen.

Spontaneous combustion. At least, that's what happened to TWA 800.

So now they're reporting that military radar tracked the plane longer than civilian radar did, and that the plane changed course radically, reaching the Malacca Strait.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26527439

So if this is accurate, all those ships have been looking in the wrong place.

It is possible that it was abducted, intact, by a large, extraterrestrial spacecraft and that the course change was in response to a tractor beam.

That certainly seems consistent with all the facts we have so far.

Yes, all the portents are there. Unexplainable disappearance, military coverup, media whitewash

So it MUST be true.

Sounds like pretty irrefutable incontrovertible logic. What could be more obvious?

More and more facts are coming out to prove my theory is true.

One of my favourite posts from BAUT seems appropriate.

Here's even more proof. A Chinese satellite image of a large, triangular spacecraft in the area of the disappearance.

Now they're saying this image was released "by mistake". Government cover-up at its best!

That spacecraft is smaller than that arrowhead, so it must be transdimensional because it was able to absorb Flight 370 and then almost completely disappear before anyone saw it.

No, the spacecraft is gigantic. The arrowhead is just a lot closer.

<Father Ted>
"This one is small. That one is far away."
</Father Ted>

So they were little cow aliens?

Those were the abducted, regular sized cows I think.

The cows abducted and then married Wallis Simpson?

Мастер wrote:One of my favourite posts from BAUT seems appropriate.

Moon Man wrote:It'll never happen because it's not possible, and never was. If it was doable it would've already been done.

But it, err..... Well, it has been done.

That is what they want you to think sheeple!

Sorry, not enough upper case there.