Maybe "the muslims used a catapult to hit the plane with an old extinguished meteorite" like Emily Bailey suggests? "How about that?" she asks (in a way that seems to precious to be true).
(Seems like the appropriate forum to start this line of speculation)
What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
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What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:20 am
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Мастер » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:02 am
This is from the comments section. Emily Bailey suggested that the aeroplane might have been hit by a meteorite. Although she did not specify, I imagine this meteorite was supposed to be coming from the sky, not the ground.
The bit about a meteorite being catapulted from the ground by Muslims was a sarcastic response by someone else, and included the "How about that?" question.
I read some of the comments, and it's quite possible that Emily Bailey is one of the more sensible ones.
The bit about a meteorite being catapulted from the ground by Muslims was a sarcastic response by someone else, and included the "How about that?" question.
I read some of the comments, and it's quite possible that Emily Bailey is one of the more sensible ones.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:06 am
Indeed
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Мастер » Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:52 am
From the comments section of this page.
Has anybody ever wonder could it been taken away by Aliens in a space ship as big as a football field? Think, a plane can't just disappear in the air just like that.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:30 am
Yeah - just think about it.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Enzo » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:44 am
Think about it... now stop.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:04 pm
But it is possible.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:21 pm
Yeah, prove it didn't happen.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:33 pm
Spontaneous combustion. At least, that's what happened to TWA 800.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Мастер » Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:13 pm
So now they're reporting that military radar tracked the plane longer than civilian radar did, and that the plane changed course radically, reaching the Malacca Strait.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26527439
So if this is accurate, all those ships have been looking in the wrong place.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26527439
So if this is accurate, all those ships have been looking in the wrong place.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:38 pm
It is possible that it was abducted, intact, by a large, extraterrestrial spacecraft and that the course change was in response to a tractor beam.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Мастер » Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:43 pm
That certainly seems consistent with all the facts we have so far.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:26 pm
Yes, all the portents are there. Unexplainable disappearance, military coverup, media whitewash
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:36 am
So it MUST be true.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:51 am
Sounds like pretty irrefutable incontrovertible logic. What could be more obvious?
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:44 pm
More and more facts are coming out to prove my theory is true.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Мастер » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:51 pm
One of my favourite posts from BAUT seems appropriate.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:46 pm
Here's even more proof. A Chinese satellite image of a large, triangular spacecraft in the area of the disappearance.
Now they're saying this image was released "by mistake". Government cover-up at its best!
Now they're saying this image was released "by mistake". Government cover-up at its best!
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:02 pm
That spacecraft is smaller than that arrowhead, so it must be transdimensional because it was able to absorb Flight 370 and then almost completely disappear before anyone saw it.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:47 am
No, the spacecraft is gigantic. The arrowhead is just a lot closer.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by tubeswell » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:18 am
So they were little cow aliens?
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lance » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:04 am
Those were the abducted, regular sized cows I think.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Enzo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:06 am
The cows abducted and then married Wallis Simpson?
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Lianachan » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:33 am
Мастер wrote:One of my favourite posts from BAUT seems appropriate.
Moon Man wrote:It'll never happen because it's not possible, and never was. If it was doable it would've already been done.
But it, err..... Well, it has been done.
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Re: What caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 crash?
by Heid the Ba » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:34 am
That is what they want you to think sheeple!
Sorry, not enough upper case there.
Sorry, not enough upper case there.
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